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I love to learn, whether it's aboit cool people, the way we think, the way we learn, but mostly I love to laugh at absurdity and make fun of it

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Joined January 2020
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I met like the sweetest women ever at a bar and we had a great time the first few hours and she came tonight specifically to hang out with me, but she Irish goodbyed me and my service industry friends are like next time fuck her we are pouring her water instead of vodka.. I love them, and I wish I never met her because if you tell me how much you like me don't be a cunt the next time you see me
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You ever really want to date your situationship knowing full well it's either gonna last forever or your gonna lose your mind.. I see both experiences and I also am 25 years older than her and she doesn't really want to date me officially.. I hate this life somedays
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When you really love someone, I don't think it's possible to cheat on them. Maybe it's because I am older but I don't want anyone else that much, I want her and she doesn't want me. So even easy girls bore me
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Asked my friend whose ex boyfriend is the maintenance person at my apartment complex if she wanted to sleep over here tonight so she can open the door for him when he comes to fix something in my apartment in a big t shirt only.. lmao
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Almost drove two hours tonight because my crush asked me to come pick her up at a party she wasnt happy at. The idea that I considered it either makes me crazy or really into her. Not sure what other crazy things I would do for love
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Weird introduction for me. I have a friend whose name is Micah and a friend who goes by Mica, both of them have specific pronunciations with their names. Hardest introduction in my life
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Speaking with a twenty year old tonight and he spouted out a rational line of thought, then blamed the jews for everything and did the Hitler salute in front of me a Jewish man. It doesn't offend me as a Jew it offends me that critical thought has disappeared in the era of spoon feeding thought. No wonder why people believe in the flat earth. Glad I have ten years left of the sentence
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Wonder what would happen if someone turned off the power off at mission control or windows failed and they had to all reboot right now
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The amount of grammar Nazis on twitter is astounding.
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Pretty soon comes the loss of signal which the moon deniers will say it's because the union workers need a lunch break
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The Artemis astronauts all started to tear up after they named an area on the moon for lovell. But we didn't go to the moon
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Didn't take long for the toilet to break in Artemis two
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So she calls me drunk out of her mind, says she is coming over to crash. I go outside in what was 95 degrees but is now 40 in shorts with bronchitis and guess what she doesnt show up nor does she answer her phone. Now I am awake all night. Thanks human version of Harley Quinn
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Speaking of sleeper cells anyone know where the shahs of sunset are right now
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It's believed the US has sleeper cells all across iran
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Everyone talks about they can't wait to see what is in Michaelangelo secret rooms, but if you know anything about artists, it's all sorts of junk. Half painted canvases, dead bodies, various phalluses in sizes and colors nothing specifically useful, oh and lots of paint remover
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Jeremy I used to work in Internet Advertising retweeted
A few days ago, my boss called to say I must now work full-time from the office, despite being hired remotely. I said I had no car and the office is 2 hours from home. His reply: “Your personal commute is not my problem!” I didn’t argue. The next morning, I arrived at the office at exactly 8:00 a.m., just as ordered. My commute had taken three transfers and more than 2 hours, but I made sure to step through the door right on time—dragging a small rolling suitcase behind me. My boss froze the moment he saw it. He smirked and asked if I had mistaken the office for the airport. What he didn’t know was that inside the suitcase I had secretly put a blanket, a pillow, a kettle, and three days’ worth of snacks. I smiled sweetly and replied, “Since I don’t have a car and the commute eats up 4 hours a day, I thought it would be best if I just lived here during the week.” Then I set about unpacking. A pillow on my desk chair. A blanket draped neatly over the back. Oatmeal packets stacked in the break room. Before long, I was boiling water with my travel kettle and offering tea to my bewildered coworkers. By lunchtime, I was cross-legged under my desk, answering emails like a college student cramming in a dormitory room. That was when my manager finally pulled me aside, whispering that this was “highly unprofessional.” I tilted my head and said, “Well, my commute may not be the company’s responsibility, but my ability to do my job is. This way, I’ll never be late.” Word traveled quickly. By the next day, two colleagues with equally brutal commutes had brought their own blankets and joked about starting a “cubicle hostel.” HR soon appeared, clearly irritated, asking whether this was really necessary. Now I can’t help wondering if I’ve overplayed my hand. What started as my personal protest has drawn others in, and I’m beginning to worry it could backfire. Maybe I should have just kept my head down and accepted the change. But then again, wasn’t it unfair for the company to make such a sudden, drastic decision in the first place?
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Just asked the congressman who tweeted this to ask if Bill has a large penis Tomorrow I am headed to New York to depose Hillary and Bill Clinton regarding Jeffrey Epstein. The American people deserve complete and total transparency. Let me know your questions for the Clintons at our depositions below 👇
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