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Joined January 2021
The quoted post is getting on for almost three years old now but the sentiment remains the same and after some changes in my working schedule and family life, the possibility of achieving what I hoped to achieve below would be massive. It would enable me to do what I love and secure a future of barnstorming Comms and bring much more extra content. Full transparency - the current number of subs puts me at around two thirds of the way to the target that I have set, which would make the below a genuine possibility. The Comms have been completely free for over five years now (can you believe that it's been that long?) ... And they will continue to be free - as long as this app doesn't completely die. However, If you feel the hours and hours that's put in to the videos is worthy of a few quid a month and would like access to the entire Comms backlog, extra content, season reviews, fester specials, discord chats and merch discounts - and you are in a position to support, signing up via the below link would mean the world to me. Second half of next season .......
If you have the time to read the below. It would mean a great deal to me. Thank you. Link to subscribe: patreon.com/alternativeMUFC
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Can't wait for Sunday.
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I've got two spare tickets to see the Streets next month at Mayfield Depot. 5th November. FV. If you want them, drop me a DM
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Recency bias perhaps, but this is the worst it's ever felt.
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Fabregas is making Carrick look like Humpty Dumpty here.
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This is low. So so low.
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It's remarkable how utterly useless we are on the ball. The slightest bit of pressure from the opposition and we simply give it away. Time and time again. Dreadful.
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Alternative MUFC. retweeted
Wet wet wet.
No point the #mufc fans here tonight even trying to stay dry …
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De Ligt.
Lining up for United this evening... ✨ #UCL
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Up the do you remember what a 6pm Comms drop feels like because I certainly don't but maybe tomorrow is the day we get to enjoy one again and maybe just maybe the Comms will return because all that stands in our way is a team called Como and Como Comms has a lovely ring to it so here's hoping that we can somehow get our third win of the season tonight and stop the winless rot as Big Michael leads out his shit out of luck and shit out of form and shit out of absolutely everything positive lot out in to the Italian rain to take on Fabregas who Anderson shits on by the way Manchester Matchday Reds.
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And the worst post of the year goes to:
Lots of talk about empty seats. For a bit of balance, here’s a picture of Old Trafford on Champions League nights for the past 3 years, despite United spending more money than City in that period:
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There must have been bad traffic again.
This angle of Man City's opener tonight really does show how embarrassing of support that club has... There is more empty seats, than filled ones, on a Champions League night.. 🫣
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Alternative MUFC. retweeted
Replying to @mufc_arr
@mufc_arr scammed me for 2x tickets today. If you’re asked to pay into the following bank account details avoid the transaction. #MUFC
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This is sensational.
BEST DEFENDING OF THE WEEK GOES TO DIOGO DALOT✅ ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT🤩🤩🤩
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How we all feeling today then? In three words:
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One advantage of United being shit is that I don't have to spend all day tomorrow doing a comms with a hangover from hell. The disadvantage of United being shit is that we may never see one again.
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Up the everybody in Poland hates Leeds scum and I'm drinking cocktails with my scrambled eggs this morning to mentally prepare myself for what is sure to be a heartburn-fest later today and did I mention that everybody in Poland hates Leeds scum? ... Manchester Matchday Reds.
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Good afternoon.
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Up the Krakow reds.
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