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Alex_T

@Altook

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey, Evertonian, work in accounting, and bit of a biff

 Somewhere over the rainbow
Joined February 2010
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Hyrox is the Linkdin of fitness
SP (@sspencerukk) profile pictureSP
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You reckon anyone would actually do a Hyrox if they couldn’t tell anyone about it?
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This is factual and worth knowing and coming to terms with if we are going to understand the rise of far-right sentiment. We are in an asymmetrical propaganda assault on democracy. The Islamophobia, anti immigrant craze is part of a concerted campaign to divide democratic nations. Be aware.
Marc Owen Jones (@marcowenjones) profile pictureMarc Owen Jones
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🧵🚨How Israel-backed entities interfered in European elections with far-right racist propaganda in 2026 Focusing on 2026 most recent first: France's Senate election & Saxony-Anhalt in Sept 2026, Italy's local elections in May and June, & the June 2024 European vote. 1/17 🇪🇺
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Noah Williams (@Noahwilliams_77) profile pictureNoah Williams@Noahwilliams_77Oct 30
Since we became Everton’s biggest rivals last night I’d love if we gave them a hiding in the league. No chance that happens though. #nufc
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Absolute bottle job. Nothing you said warranted being sued, this sets a dangerous precedent where no one can criticise or make a joke about a football club… ridiculous
Jamie Carragher (@Carra23) profile pictureJamie Carragher
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I’d like to apologise to Aston Villa, the owners & their fans. My language this week was clumsy & wrong. I can assure Villa fans it was tongue in cheek but I can understand it’s not come across that way, so apologies. Good luck today UTV!
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That lad when Man Utd finally wins 5 games on the run
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TOWN! Süpürgesi Yoncadan youtu.be/JZszhYDhzdo?is=fDfF… via @YouTube
Süpürgesi Yoncadan

Süpürgesi Yoncadan

Provided to YouTube by Yonca Müzik / Ergin BenerSüpürgesi Yonca...

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Cracking move for that third
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God I love a night games
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Forget what I said about the ref
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Is this ref a fucking parody
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This ref is an absolute danger
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View like a Lowry painting
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Any need for the amount of stairs to club view feel like I’ve climbed Everest
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Fair play to the lads smoking a potent spliff in bmd
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Fuck sake Moyes a line up I can’t be fuming at
Everton (@Everton) profile pictureEverton
@EvertonOct 29
Your Toffees to face @NUFC! 👊🔵
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Guess another thing we’ve lost
Daily Mail Sport (@MailSport) profile pictureDaily Mail Sport
@MailSportOct 29
Man United are the worst transfer operators in EUROPE as new study reveals Red Devils have made a £334MILLION loss on signings - with fellow Premier League club joining them in bottom three trib.al/ITxOECy
Man United are worst transfer operators in EUROPE, new study reveals

Man United are worst transfer operators in EUROPE, new study reveals

The beleaguered club, facing a managerial nightmare, dressing room unrest and unprecedented fan fury at the board and owners - have now been named the worst transfer operators in Europe.

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Pre match bevy and pizza
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I’m starting to think wearing my winter jacket to the match wasn’t the best idea, not that cold like
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What the actual fuck is wrong with him man
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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