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🚨| DISAPPOINTING STAT: Ronaldo’s last 85 goals include 81 tap-ins. One of the worst goal catalogues you’ll ever see.😶
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I schooled in Onitsha High School, Onitsha. One morning, the principal Mrs Julie Ofoefuna informed us that Mr Peter Obi was coming to our school because the Senior Prefect called him and reported that the school building was at the verge of collapse which was true. We thought it was a joke because my school was one of the local schools then, we said” the governor has not finished visiting CKC, DMGS, St Charles, QRC”etc these are best schools then.
By 12:00pm that day, he landed with Dr Kay Onyechi the state commissioner of basic education, he inspected the school. He said he will return after two weeks. Two weeks passed we didn’t see him, we took his words as normal Nigeria politicians 😭😭😂.On the third week which was school closing period, he landed. He came like a thief, no motorcades or sirens blowing ” he apologized for coming after two weeks, he said when he learnt that the school was in exam period, he decided to wait but to come after exam. In the end, he gave more than enough for the school renovation. He asked us what we wanted for lunch, nobody could mention any reasonable food. He gave each student ₦100 for snacks.
As a governor of Anambra, every senior prefect in the state had a direct contact with Governor Peter Obi. Why? He wanted them to report what was wrong in their schools directly to him, if you call him, he would personally come and check it out. The man’s humility and simplicity is not performative. It’s really somehow that over a decade later he comes out to contest elections in the country and you’re seeing videos of him carrying his bags like he has always done and you’re calling it “performative and theatrics”. He’s not even doing it for you to applaud him. Baba is just being him.
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500 humans came together and made masterpiece to honor Lionel Messi in Argentina.
What a masterpiece. 🥹❤️ [ 🎥 Via: Manomantv]
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We spoke to Cristiano ahead of tonight’s ceremony about competing at this age & his favorite young players to watch - including one of his competitors tonight. 🔊
He recalls watching Garnacho’s goal vs Everton live:
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🚨 Emi Martínez: "They gave the World Cup best player award to Rodri.... but the best player of the World Cup was LEO MESSI." @losedul
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Yes instruct…! U stupid dunce!
And na people like u make am instruct his wife to leave the app.
Omo.
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So if I buy Gucci for my kids, make I buy am for maid.. all of u are mad.....is she there to help and be helped or there to compete with my kids
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So if I buy Gucci for my kids, make I buy am for maid.. all of u are mad.....is she there to help and be helped or there to compete with my kids
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E really get why that Prado no reach you.
Dayo no fit imagine person with your level of foolishness driving a 2026 Prado.
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Only 8 in 1000 women die from childbirth in Nigeria btw. There's a very long gap between 0.8% and 20%. PREGNANCY IS NOT A DEATH SENTENCE!
“A death sentence means that the person sentenced will (definitely) die” is a stupid argument even on the surface. Less than 20% of death sentences end in execution due to long appeal processes, so even by the absurdly literal semantic standards being applied to what is clearly a hyperbolic, simile-based statement, you’re still wrong. And foolish.



































