37 year old bisexual atheist happily married to the man of his dreams. If you're mad, I don't care.
Louisville, KY
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A peer-reviewed paper from a respected scientific journal proving the Earth isn't flat: projecteuclid.org/journals/a…
An independent 1,000-person collaborative "backyard science" experiment you can recreate, proving the Earth isn't flat: youtu.be/JSSaMNktHbU?is=Tdvd…
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A group of literal middle schoolers and high schoolers funding their science program since 2010 by sending objects to space, recording them, then selling them as novelties while proving the Earth isn't flat: earthtosky.store/all-product…
A website dedicated to successfully disproving, with citations, every single incorrect claim the flat Earth community has ever made, proving the Earth isn't flat: flatearth.ws
If the Earth were flat, none of this could be true. Yet all of it is.
Not one single flat Earth proponent has ever disproved a single category of this evidence that the Earth is not flat, and I will pay $1,000 USD to any flerf who can disprove even one of them.
It's not flat. We checked.
Lying Liar got caught spoofing her location and claims the automatic time zone detector in your phone is the best way to prove where you actually are.
Except it turns out that you can spoof your GPS because behold, I simultaneously live in Chad, New York and China 😂
It's almost like there's easy, free apps you can put on your phone to make it think it's anywhere you want it to think it is 😂
Shithead Racist gets what's coming to him 😂
Before any of his flunky minions try to claim otherwise, I haven't reported Jack Shit, this is a free range suspension and he totally had it coming for screaming slurs and being an overall racist shit stain failure
Rest in piss 😂
Well I just got done with a very serious incident.
Apparently an armed squatter has taken residence at one of the properties I work and police got involved in a 45 minute standoff with them before having to leave because they have no actual legal authority to remove them from the property since there was no way to contact the people who own the vacant apartment.
I have no idea why properties will hire security but then not provide any contact information so that we can actually reach out to them in case of emergencies like these. If they just give me a number to somebody who can pick up a phone after hours they could have gotten this all resolved and been given the authority to go remove them, but instead everybody who lives around there now has to be afraid because there is a confirmed homeless person with a gun squatting in one of their units.
Why hire security and not give us the information we need to do our job?
When you're starting to feel a little sick, nothing perks you right up like a home-cooked meal from someone you love ☺️
Spinach tortilini with fresh chicken and chives, healthy AND delicious!
Tonight my husband and I did our yearly tradition of the Iroquois Park Pumpkin Walk, an unbelievably lovely 45 minute walk through the park at night illuminated by thousands of pumpkins.
He doesn't want me sharing any of his pictures online so that my fan club of haters doesn't obsess about HIM too, but I'm going to share some of the best pictures I took from the walk.
It was an utterly splendid time and I'm already looking forward to next year
They were pumpkin dinosaurs and pumpkin cats and pumpkin superheroes and a whole section playing thriller where they had part of the song carved out in musical notes on pumpkins near it
And now we're comfortably back home in our own little den with our own decorations and most of all, the sweetest Pumpkin of all- our fluffy Halloween baby and all the rest of our little pack of adorable kitties.
Happy early Halloween everyone! Make sure to make time for the people you love, there's nothing better in the world than loving and being loved in return 🎃🩷🎃🩷🎃🩷
You mean my size 14W work shoes, Karl? 🤣
Does that feed your obsession for now or do you have any other stupid requests from someone you've blocked?
Also my work shoes are perfectly fine. I'll need to get a new pair in a few months but I don't waste money on £60 tinfoil hats like you do and prefer to replace my things when I need to 😏
