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Complaining about people playing with dolls might be the only activity more futile than playing with dolls.
Not at all like complaining about people who complain about people playing with dolls, which is an aristocratic pursuit fit only for higher men of quality.
I have really strong opinions about Malfoid and Anakin posting and I really need to tell you all them.
#IDontWantToOverreactBUT a Texas man under 40 who skips tomorrow doesn't get to overreact about anything for the next two years. Vote first. Then overreact all you want.
Good morning beautiful people..
I hope you’re phenomenal.. we have found ourselves at another MAGICAL Overreaction Monday.. I CAN’T WAIT to see how everyone’s feeling
Use #IDontWantToOverreactBUT and let all of your fandom emotions out.. you will NOT BE JUDGED, no no.. Celebrated actually
Best 1’s in @tyschmit’s eyes make The Progrum
NM🇺🇸 retweeted
“What if I told you that Costco used to be an enjoyable experience? No babbling in a thousand languages, barefoot brown people fighting over samples. Our beloved Costco membership is in the hands of madmen”
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"You see this? It means WALKABLE CITIES"
Bike Lanes Are White Lanes seems like a great book. I just ordered one!
It’s about the racist impacts of urban planning for bike infrastructure, and how affluent white bike bros turned something seemingly good into a weapon for gentrification and displacement.
The author is even a cyclist who supports bike infrastructure.
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Every time Watto is confidently described as Jewish I feel the need to deploy my Watto Map again
NM🇺🇸 retweeted
“Anakin, have you considered buying a 2 bed one bath on Tatooine and working at a droid scrap yard? I hear they pay 11 credits an hour and have a good healthcare package.”
NM🇺🇸 retweeted
“Hey Gigachad did you vote yet?”
“Yeah for that one candidate everybody wants but strangely he wasn’t on the ballot so I just wrote him in for every position”
“Oh? Who’s that?”
“A guy named ‘straight ticket republican’”
NM🇺🇸 retweeted
Advice about how to get a girlfriend or job is so bad because all life advice is bad. Opportunities seem to appear out of thin air to those without plan or preparation and they that take them are unable to describe how they attained them.



































