Author of SOBER STICK FIGURE - a dark and silly story about alcoholism https://xitter.cf/t.co/kXc0LPQ5PH

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Joined January 2009
NOW ANNOUNCED! 2024 Adaptation results: - WINNER - "180 Days" by Alfredo Botello - RUNNER-UP - "Sober Stick Figure" by @AmberTozer Beyond excited to work with these two vastly talented writers and help push their projects to film or TV... 🦊 bookpipeline.com/2024-adapta…
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Little animation I made with my nieces for ⁦@taylorswift13⁩ 💜
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been gaming surrounded by Black Mold for 30 yrs. so when i game in a clean room its like the training weights come off & i become full power
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This is the best thing in the history of life.
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computer please generate 7 more godfather movies for $0 and make them all really good
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every waiter who has ever ejaculated into my food Fuck you
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Exxon just reported record profits for the first quarter of this year, raking in $11.43 billion. The oil giant now has $33 billion cash on hand. Say it with me, corporate greed is driving inflation, not workers demanding better wages and benefits.
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"your posts suck ass now " my posts have always sucked Ass . You are just mad at me for some reason
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To protect the profits of gun manufacturers, the NRA has convinced too many Americans that more guns in more places makes us safer. But 400,000,000 guns in the hands of civilians coupled with weak gun laws have given us a 25 times higher gun homicide rate than any peer nation.
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I love how this clip gets rediscovered and posted year after year - and every year, more people get to feel the joy of it
This is genius. Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsensical lyrics meant to sound like American English—to prove that Italians would just love any American song. And it was a hit.
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The lineup for @narratorsshow tonight is incredible. See you all there!
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We've got an incredible lineup for "DISTANCE" on Wednesday night at @Buntport: Steven Burge, Josh Hartwell, @AmberTozer, @badCodyUllrich, @salmazaky_, and your host, Erin Rollman. Name-your-own-price tickets at buntport.com!
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Serious question: Why are school teachers taxed at a higher rate than billionaires?
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14,000 strollers recalled after a child’s fingertip was amputated. Guns are the leading cause of death among children, but for 40 years, an exemption from regulation has prevented the government from overseeing firearms like every other consumer product. nytimes.com/2022/09/02/busin…
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Says the guy who passed a $1.9 trillion tax cut for the super-rich.
Democrats' student loan socialism is a slap in the face to working Americans who sacrificed to pay their debt or made different career choices to avoid debt. A wildly unfair redistribution of wealth toward higher-earning people.
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Learning about astrology to more effectively gaslight my wife
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It's some bullshit that we got Baby Yoda but not Baby George Jefferson.
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I love a happy ending
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Shout out to "special episodes" of sitcoms. We been laughin' at zany antics for 6 damn years then it's, "Tonight, Patsy takes her own life and whatnot."
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i hope all the cartels i pitched nfts to arent mad at me
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