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Writer | Marketer | Reader | Hot Cheeto Eater | Work featured in On Spec, Flame Tree Press, Metaphorosis, et al. 🌒🌕🌘#amquerying

Dallas, TX
Joined September 2014
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Midnight Rain and Mastermind have GUTTED me
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I love spoilering the ending of Peter Pan for people, because no one ever remembers the fact that the book actually ends with generation after generation of Wendy’s female descendants going to Neverland to clean for Peter Pan because he’s a boy who can’t look after himself
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Mambos No. 1 - 4 were tragically lost in the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria
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I’m starting a book club but instead of books we just analyze Taylor Swift lyrics
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Why did I decide I wanted to be a writer again? Couldn’t I have picked something easier?
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Too many Christmas rom-coms, not nearly enough Halloween rom-coms
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A list of authors whose debut wasn't their breakout and what book was: Holly Black-Book 19 VE Schwab-Book 7 Kendare Blake-Book 6 Susan Dennard-Book 5 Laura Pohl-Book 3 Allison Saft-Book 2 Claire Legrand-Book 4 Margaret Owen-Book 3 Elizabeth Lim-Book 3 Samantha Shannon-Book 4
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happy national boyfriend day to all my cashiers at trader joe’s
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i’ve NEVER seen eugene this mad and i’ve been watching the try guys for YEARS it actually SCARES ME
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It’s gonna be a rough couple of weeks
The ADHD urge to work on literally anything other than the one thing you should be working on.
My cat threw up on my manuscript this morning. Everyone’s a critic 🙄
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My short story was rejected because the “humorous elements went on for too long” It wasn’t a funny story. It was about sexual harassment in the workplace. Allegorical, sure, but it wasn’t disguised? If that doesn’t prove submitting is all subjective idk what does 🤷‍♀️
You’re gonna be someone’s favorite author one day ✨ – at Austin, TX
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hot girl summer is over, it's time for cozy rivendell fall. we're recovering from our travels, enjoying the beauty of elrond's house, writing our books, and feasting with elves. we're getting the boys together for a council to decide what do to with the one ring to rule them all
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My daughter forgot the name for apostrophe so she called it a flying comma.
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capitalism breeds innovation? okay why haven’t i seen a fast food pasta place yet huh – at Washington, DC
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