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Bryan Nelson

@AmericanBryan

just a guy who got too close to a vending machine and now i understand everything. dog truther. sponsored by the concept of Tuesday

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Joined April 2008
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Hey @Kash_Patel you can add this to your spank bank.
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Successful how? Like he didn’t shit his diaper while he was there?
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@RapidResponse47Sep 14
.@POTUS is back on American soil after a successful trip to Ireland
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And to others he’s a pedophile and rapist. Also a narcissist, incontinent sack of crap.
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@WhiteHouseSep 13
To the world, he’s the President. But to some, he’s still just Grandpa. ❤️ Happy Grandparents Day!
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QT of the year, folks.
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Bryan Nelson@AmericanBryanJun 23
Replying to @LindseyGrahamSC
@LindseyGrahamSC they say you can suck a watermelon through a garden hose.
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Bryan Nelson@AmericanBryanJun 23
Replying to @SecKennedy
@SecKennedy hey do you know where I can get some brain eating worms?
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Bryan Nelson@AmericanBryanJun 23
Replying to @FBIDirectorKash
@FBIDirectorKash want to get a drink?
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Bryan Nelson@AmericanBryanJun 23
Replying to @SpeakerJohnson
@SpeakerJohnson what’s your grindr profile? Asking for a friend.
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Bryan Nelson@AmericanBryanJun 23
Replying to @SecScottBessent
@SecScottBessent I hope you go to prison.
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Bryan Nelson@AmericanBryanJun 23
Replying to @StevenCheung47
@StevenCheung47 you’re stupid.
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Bryan Nelson@AmericanBryanJun 23
Replying to @SecWar
@SecWar loser
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Bryan Nelson@AmericanBryanJun 23
Replying to @PressSec
@PressSec loser.
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Bryan Nelson@AmericanBryanJun 23
Replying to @JohnFetterman
@JohnFetterman butthole.
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Bryan Nelson@AmericanBryanJun 23
Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk loser
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Bryan Nelson@AmericanBryanJun 23
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump you suck.
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Bryan Nelson@AmericanBryanMar 20
Replying to @SecWar
@SecWar dude you’re a loser and there is no god. Fuck off with your christian bullshit propaganda.
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Bryan Nelson@AmericanBryanMar 31
Replying to @PressSec
@PressSec gobble, gobble
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Are you ready for Mother's Day yet? We have an amazing and extensive guide to help you buy Mom the perfect gift 💐 Read the blog here: wholelattelove.com/blogs/art… #MothersDay #Coffee #Espresso #WholeLatteLove
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What and idiot this guy is. 💩
Doug Ducey (@DougDucey) profile pictureDoug Ducey
@DougDucey13 May 2021
“The best social program is a job.” - President Ronald Reagan Arizona is back to work! Effective July 10th, Arizona will no longer be paying the $300/week federal supplement to unemployed workers, and instead we will be helping Arizonans get back to work. 1/
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@elonmusk9 May 2021
SpaceX launching satellite Doge-1 to the moon next year – Mission paid for in Doge – 1st crypto in space – 1st meme in space To the mooooonnn!! m.youtube.com/watch?v=s3NWyh…
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