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"Why does your hat say PUP?"
"@puptheband is a band from Canada."
"OK, but what about dogs?"
"I am aware of dogs. Dogs are tight too." – at Long Beach, CA
RIP Pat Tillman, you would’ve loved the military’s new robot dogs. #SaluteToService
I voted third party but the @TimWalzGov Hot Dish came out great. #Election2024
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The Left got a little too PC so I changed all of my opinions about the economy, social issues, systemic racism, health care, and history.
Also, more people should use distinct forms of "The" and "Thee". Love giving a subject the "Thee" to make it seem more significant.
TFW you're still thinking about the point Mom made about local governments endorsing certain tax measures.
Woman of the Hour was a decent watch but barely covered the tip of the iceberg of Alcala's actual serial killings...
Thanks I hate it
The #SJSharks have recalled D Jack Thompson from @sjbarracuda.
Additionally, C Macklin Celebrini has been placed on injured reserve.
I re-registered to vote online in California at RegisterToVote.ca.gov/ #VoteCalifornia.
Nevermind watching the US win anything in the Olympics. The real pleasure is watching French athletes take Ls in front of rabid home crowds in sports ranging from fencing to table tennis and badminton.
Wouldn't a twitter comeback be so funny??? Anyways I wrote a thing: jakes.house/2024/07/27/the-c…
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The @LBDirtbags fans (who are still here) doing everything they can to spark an extra innings rally – at Long Beach, CA










