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I used to have a different account, then I added a Hanson song to a video & everything changed. Birds are evil. Pizza is the best. Vodka is excellent. 1A 🇺🇸

Chicago burbs
Joined April 2019
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Always thought I'd break my wrist punching some jerk...the wrong way...bc I never learned how to punch... But honestly, breaking my wrist while riding a bike at night seems much more poetic
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Been sitting on a plane that's been parked at the gate for over 2.5 hrs. And I've been frustrated about this for roughly 2 hrs. But enough about me... ***Why the hell don't flight attendants take drink orders during delays like this?*** I'm not even sayin serve the drinks. Just take orders like a server. Everyone's sittin here doing absolutely nothing. Why not get a head start? From a business standpoint, I get the idea of airlines wanting to save $$...bc by the time we're actually in the air, many will be asleep and won't even want/need said drink. But like, just take the orders, guys!! If someone snoozes, they looses. (Until they wake up, then they can obvi claim their drink.) Simple efficiency improvement. ...anyway, they've turned off the air since I started writing this post, and it's easily 90 degrees in here. So tbh, I no longer care about operational efficiency. They should prolly just start throwing ice and vodka at us. Ya know, to keep us alive..
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Obviously I brought mini bottles on...but I just feel bad for the others!
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Rip coach 🐻⬇️
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Cat on bug violence is probably my favorite thing in the world. Never felt so alive. I walked away for 1 min after taking this video and upon return the bug was nowhere in sight....all while Bisk (dark tabby) was pacing and stress meowing #sheatehim #cats #fdembugs #whydoesthismakemesohappy
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"Fuck the Packers. Fuck them. I fucking hate those guys." - Ben Johnson
Matt LaFleur on why he’s not interested in any back and forth between the coaches during Packers-Bears week — or any other week for that matter:
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Amyish retweeted
Leftover soup needs to go into a round container because soup is round. i won't be explaining
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I am at a loss for words. How am I just seeing this now for the first time? When? How? Why? Whaaaaaat
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.@tysbagent ➡️ @RomeOdunze for the big gain! 📺: FOX
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X gonna give it to ya He gonna give it to ya 🎶 ...is currently on repeat in my mind. Thank you #NFL song choice person.
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This time of possession is pretty wild. #nfl #dabears
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Replying to @BarstoolBigCat
Even better 😂
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I'm not the type to do it, but if you buy a Case Keenum jersey after tonight and pull it out in 12 years, even if he never plays another down for Chicago, other Bears fans will be like "Hell yeah, remember that Monday Night game?" #DaBears
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Cadance (@casekeenum 's daughter) understood the assignment. Absolute shining star tonight 🌟 ☺️ Like father like daughter!! 🧡💙 #DaBears #BearDown #NFL
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My friend Case Keenum is playing lights out tonight; he looks unreal. He is getting the ball out quickly and accurately, even when under pressure. There are several QBs around the league who are struggling and should watch how Case Keenum is playing tonight. He is on time, in rhythm, and throwing extremely catchable balls.
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Discuss. #NFL
🤖 Made with AI
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Caleb Williams. Obviously a serious injury. Possibly achilles. The Madden curse. The fucking Madden curse. #nfl #dabears fml
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Bears fans watching their offense
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He wasn’t fucking around
Ben Johnson sets sights on Bears becoming "the highest-scoring offense ever" nfl.com/news/ben-johnson-wan…
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