The magician's assistant. More issues than Vogue. Queen of oversharing. Vegetable aficionado. Textbook millennial wanker. Genre fluid. ๐๐ท
London via Croatia & Caerdydd
Joined February 2009
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Night shift workers seeing the clock go from 01:59 to 01:00.
Yes, I got shouted at by a whiny Italian man because the heating isnโt roasting when itโs 16ยฐC outside, but a cute little Mexican man has told his entire family how lovely I am after I helped with a basic query prior to check-in ๐ฅน
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Fair play to @samfendermusic here. Having spent a couple of years speaking with fans across the @MusicFansVoice and @KevinBrennanMP Fan Led Review, ticket price inflation is a serious issue for fans being priced out of the thing they love the most.
Fuck it, adding Bereavement PA to my long list of shit I have no business doing but am somehow responsible for
German is such an aggressive sounding language, until you realise their word for โmobile phoneโ is โhandyโ and theyโre suddenly not so scary anymore
Is it just me or did the vid crop later than I asked it toโฆ before โIโm sick of being broken, sick of being bruisedโ (aka the best bit of the song)
Pure โfuck youโ money, but an absolutely stunning road, some pretty minted neighbours, and only a stoneโs throw away from the real world who canโt afford to pay their bills in this economy.
If you complain about Sorry Youโre Not A Winner being on the setlist for the bajillionth time, youโre not a real Shikari fan.
I donโt care what your excuse, itโs poor form.
Not to be *that* person, but just buy a chicken and prep it yourself if you donโt want it to be full of preservatives?
Better yet, farm your own. Eating mass-produced chicken, the end-state preservatives are the least of your worries.
Bought this chicken from Morrisons yesterday for me and the kids dinner last night,went to cook it to notice it was only 90% chicken ๐ฅด.Watch what youre putting in your body people,because you think itโs healthy doesnโt necessarily mean it is. Right in the bin with it last night.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This product is sold as containing 90% chicken by weight along with added water and seasonings for the roast-in-the-bag method, as stated on the packaging and ingredients list.
groceries.morrisons.com/products/morriโฆ
Also, the Yuka app has concept of context so blindly following that instead of doing your own research is a joke.
People boshing stepped on packet on the weekend but suddenly concerned about whatโs in their shampoo. Bore off.
