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I just woke up, let me wash my eyes.
BREAKING: Indonesia's Vice President resigns amid scandal over his academic qualifications
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Until you have to stuff it in the overhead cabin and it doesn’t fit. Then you realize why the size cart exists 😂. And if you got extra leg room and priority boarding then you’re holding up everyone else from boarding because your bag isn’t fitting 😭. Hard cases 😭.
DAY 1 🎒 And we’re starting with a 30L bag - which is a mere 6L more than Ryanair’s allowance for a free small bag 💸
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He should have let them take her to their station 😂. They’ll return her very quickly because they don’t know any non violent way to relate to people that aren’t complying.
A father has spent over 10 years caring for his autistic daughter, who requires 24/7 supervision, even while she sleeps. Finding people willing and qualified to care for her because of her behavioural challenges has become increasingly difficult. He says his family constantly has to explain their situation to people who don’t understand what they are going through. He also says some police officers, courts and judges fail to understand the realities families living with severe autism face. People often witness a few minutes of a situation and make assumptions without knowing the years of challenges behind it. On this particular night, what was supposed to be a simple family dinner turned into a report of a “man kidnapping a young girl.” Police responded, and a helicopter was seen flying overhead. The man was actually her father, trying to keep his autistic daughter safe. He says there is no clocking out or taking a break. Caring for his daughter is a 24-hour responsibility, seven days a week. He loves his daughter deeply, but admits that love does not erase exhaustion or create the resources, trained caregivers and support his family desperately needs. His message is simple: families raising children with severe autism need understanding, empathy, trained support and people willing to listen instead of judging them.
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Such a good movie, those two are perfect for these roles
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Yeah, driven. Gotta love him 😂
Abdul Sayed’in ekibi Abdul’un enerjisini ti’ye alan video çekmiş ve Abdul ile çalışmanın ne kadar zor olduğunu anlatmış. Siyasetçilerin ‘gerçek insan’ olması her zaman esas başarı sebebi.
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It’s the casual wickedness for me, na why I no dey cycle by myself again. Because how many am I. Imagine if driver na racist join?.
A man who deliberately swerved his car into a dad-of-three on his pedal cycle during a road rage incident has been found guilty of murder today. David Morgan, 40, (L) of George Winter Court,was found guilty of the murder of Richard Smith
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I miss fighting with agbero 😭. Can someone do visa for agbero make I Jos fight am for 1hr. Nothing serious 😭.
Dis street Boyz slangs dey always burst my head 😂
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Then Red proceeded to walk onto the track in just enough time for the Benz to come to a screeching halt inches from him. I know all the episodes 😭
What's the name of this movie? Wrong answers only. 😂
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Ion care if your jokes dry af, if you have A1 crowd play I’ll buy your tickets. I’m still mad that I chose work over seeing Matt Rife that one time
Matt Mathews Has Everyone Laughing With His Unfiltered Humor and Hilarious Storytelling 😂🤣His expressions unexpected comments and perfectly timed jokes make every moment unforgettable! You Never Know What Matt Is Going to Say Next! 💀🔥
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I knew he was screwwwed when she said “good job” in the mommy voice. Childs play.
🚨| WATCH: Serena Williams gave Speed a 6-0 HEAD START, meaning he only needed 2 more points to win but she went on to score 8 STRAIGHT POINTS without letting him score once 🤯😭🔥
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Six weeks ago, the captain of a Japanese container ship was hit by severe abdominal pain in the North Pacific. The nearest U.S. rescue helicopter was more than 1,000 miles away. His ship, the One Majesty, was 58 miles south of Adak, Alaska. He was 58 years old and he needed a hospital. There was no hospital. There was ocean in every direction. The U.S. Coast Guard in Kodiak launched an MH-60 Jayhawk anyway. A thousand miles is Tampa to New York. No helicopter flies that in one hop. So the Jayhawk hopped down the Aleutian Islands, refueling at Dutch Harbor and again at Adak. That solved the fuel. It did not solve the crew. Nobody should fly a thousand miles through Aleutian weather and then hold a hover over a moving ship. So the Alaska Air National Guard sent an HC-130J. It carried a fresh Coast Guard helicopter crew and two pararescuemen out to Adak to take over. And if that one helicopter broke down out there? A second Jayhawk flew to Cold Bay just to stand by. The fresh crew flew the last 58 miles over open water with the HC-130J watching from above. They lowered the hoist to the deck and lifted the captain off. Back at Adak he was moved onto the HC-130J and flown to Anchorage. Two Coast Guard helicopters. One Air Guard rescue plane. A relief crew. Two pararescuemen. More than a thousand miles. All of it for one Japanese sailor none of them had ever met. From Japan: we saw this. Thank you.
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I want to do this but with jollof, soon sha.
She is doing the lords works
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Next parent teachers day, the students gone be home and they mothers be seated in class 🤣
Usher and his wife, Jennifer Goicoechea, showed up for parent-teacher day and gave the kids a free concert. The best part? They had no idea who he was. Imagine going home and telling your mum who you met at show and tell. 😭😂😂
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Yeah I ain’t sleeping in that village tonight or for the next year.
A Farmer who complained that cows 🐄 keeps eating his crops decided to put poison in his farm and it killed large number of cows belonging to Fulani herders
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First time water removed my plate number na dolphin estate 😭
Dolphin Estate, Ikoyi. Let’s discuss.
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Easy to defend till boko haram is chasing you with power bikes and drones connected to starlink satellites and your keke marwa last gear still dey crawl.
🔥 THESE ARE GERMAN FORCES ON BIKES. AND NOBODY IS LAUGHING. 🔥 Look at this. German soldiers. On bikes. Moving fast. Moving smart. Moving with purpose. And you will never see German citizens online mocking them. You will never see them called useless. You will never see them ridiculed. Why? Because they understand one thing: response timing matters. In security, speed is not a luxury. It is a lifeline. A bike can go where a truck cannot. A bike can respond in minutes where an armoured vehicle would take hours. A bike can save a life while others are still warming up their engines. But in Nigeria? We mock first. We laugh first. We condemn first. And we think later. We see a tricycle gun truck and we laugh. We see soldiers on bikes and we mock. We see innovation and we call it useless. But we never ask the right questions: Where is this deployed? How accessible is the terrain? How fast can it respond? The German citizen asks these questions. The Nigerian clout chaser does not.
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Braaaaa if his papers had a misplaced signature he is gone gone. They chose the perfect quiet spot to pull him over.
this is so disgusting, dehumanizing, & exhausting like some truly needs to do it
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Nigeria see your mates o
Nou kenbe pwomès nou… Nou detwi kay Lanmò San Jou ak katye jeneral gang 400 Mawozo a. Pifò ladan yo kouri ale san yo pa menm eseye goumen. Ala lach yo lach! 🥲
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