Author...... Relentless flirt. Snarky and sarcastic. Let me cook for you. You'll become mine. You can now catch me on Instagram. Same name & profile pic.
Cleveland, Ohio
Joined October 2013
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41 years ago today, I arrived in Newport, Rhode Island to report for duty as a Hospital Corpsman aboard the USS Valdez (FF-1096) which was sold to Taiwan in the mid 90s and is still in service in the Taiwanese Navy. – at Parma Heights, OH
This is awesome. UPS delivered right into my apartment instead of just dumping the package in the outter lobby outside the security door. They ROCK!!! – at Parma Heights, OH
So it's laundry day. Last load in the washer. Got an hour to go when it's dried.
My mom gave us socks and underwear at Christmas (like every mom). It's a good thing this brand didn't exist in my teens. It would've been awkward saying she gave me (incert brand name).
I have Friday and Monday off. Expecting furniture delivery. Comes Friday at earliest and Tuesday latest. Hopefully earliest so that I can concentrate on assembly over the weekend and load it up. Hoping that's enough shelving for all my books (got at least 1K). – at Parma Heights, OH
Furniture is arriving between Friday and Tuesday. One being delivered UPS, the other Fed Ex.
The buffet cabinet will be on the living room end and the bookcase will be split with the green buffet in the center on the dining room side.
Great progress on the unpacking front. Found three bottles of wine. I think I packed away a dozen bottles. – at Parma Heights, OH
Need to hire a college aged dude to help with the heavy lifting and assembly of furniture.
Couple years ago I hired a girl.... not gonna do that anymore. She wasn't that great.
Got to go in to HQ for a bullshit meeting in an hour. The Lyft will cost me $32.00 to get there and it's less than 3 miles away. Send porn. – at Parma Heights, OH
Okay, I'll never order jalapeño poppers from Burger King ever again. It's a ripoff. Not a stuffed half of a jalapeño like it's supposed to be. They skip by using finely minced jalapeño mixed into a cheese sauce and only use barely a smear in a hollow breaded shell. – at Parma Heights, OH
Embarrassed to admit this.
I was supposed to have half Friday off and yesterday off. Forgot I took PTO and worked both days. So I wound up taking half day today and tomorrow off to make up for it.
Didn't realize till a coworker pointed it out this morning. – at Parma Heights, OH
I go through this every Sunday night. My body refuses to go to sleep. It knows tomorrow is Monday. – at Parma Heights, OH
