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Andrew Applegate

@AndrewApplegate

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

 Melrose, Massachusetts
Joined July 2009
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Lovely colors.
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Happy #GulfOfAmericaDay to those celebrating
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EARTHQUAKE ALERT
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Love that this was written as a developing story
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Person allegedly assaulted with watermelon at Market Basket | Click on the image to read the full story wcvb.com/article/assault-wat…
Person allegedly assaulted with watermelon at Market Basket

Person allegedly assaulted with watermelon at Market Basket

One person was taken to the hospital after being struck by a watermelon at a New Hampshire Market Basket, police said.

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Grimace looks very concerned here
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Pro-Palestinian protesters glue their hands to 6th Avenue, disrupting Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade trib.al/fgsbg6W
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Well, there does that dream down the drain
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How did you think you could run a state if you can’t even book a room for the right time?
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Replying to @WCVB
The Diehl campaign now says they will need to turn the room the campaign celebration is taking place in "back over to the hotel." "Very shortly, you'll have to leave this room..."
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Melrose Athletics@MHSathletix5 Aug 2022
Bittersweet day as we say goodbye to SRO Applegate & wish him well in his next chapter! Officer Applegate walked out the doors with the last Jr Police Academy of the summer, a program he created & organized. A friend to all, he truly believes in community! THANK YOU!#MelrosePS
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Pretty sure the statue of limitations has expired on that
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#RareLobsterFatigue
WCVB-TV Boston (@WCVB) profile pictureWCVB-TV Boston@WCVB9 Nov 2021
Rare 1 in 100 million 'cotton candy' lobster caught off New England wcvb.com/article/cotton-cand…
Rare 1 in 100 million 'cotton candy' lobster caught off New England

Rare 1 in 100 million 'cotton candy' lobster caught off New England

A Maine lobsterman caught a rare cotton candy lobster in Casco Bay this past weekend.

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#RareLobsterFatigue
WCVB-TV Boston (@WCVB) profile pictureWCVB-TV Boston@WCVB19 Aug 2021
WHOA! Maine lobsterman catches rare blue lobster wcvb.com/article/maine-lobst…
WHOA! Maine lobsterman catches rare blue lobster

WHOA! Maine lobsterman catches rare blue lobster

The odds of catching a blue lobster are about one in two million.

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#RareLobsterFatigue
WCVB-TV Boston (@WCVB) profile pictureWCVB-TV Boston@WCVB18 Jul 2021
Massachusetts lobsterman catches extremely rare blue lobster wcvb.com/article/blue-lobste…
Massachusetts lobsterman catches extremely rare blue lobster

Massachusetts lobsterman catches extremely rare blue lobster

The chances of trapping a blue lobster are about one in 2 million, according to one lobstermen's organization.

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How many days/hours until there’s an article that the Coast Guard plucked them from the ocean?
WCVB-TV Boston (@WCVB) profile pictureWCVB-TV Boston@WCVB16 Jun 2021
Rower attempting to cross Atlantic from Chatham to home in France wcvb.com/article/rower-attem…
Rower attempting to cross Atlantic from Chatham to home in France

Rower attempting to cross Atlantic from Chatham to home in France

Guirec Soudée left Chatham on Tuesday and plans to row to his home in northwestern France.

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Kamala definitely sees the fly on his head, right? #VPDebate
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Patrick Doran@lunch_enjoyer24 Jun 2020
this is how the news should be. no headline. no context. you fuckin fugure it out
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...are there other instances in which you’d need to leave your house besides health care, work, shopping, and recreation?
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Please don’t leave your PPE in the street.
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Every time @WCVB sends out this style of alert, it never actually rains. Someone may want to look into that.
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Just saw @MayorBrodeur, very cool
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