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Usually found getting bossed around SW London by a tiny dog. Happiest when going full Nigella in the kitchen.

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Chelsea fans are now inventing things to be upset about. Would they put the FA Cup bottom of the priority list? Or the league? Or would they prefer Alonso lies to them to make them feel better about their insecuties? Our fanbase is insufferable after a defeat.
“This is the least important competition for us.” 🤔 Chelsea manager Xabi Alonso after being eliminated from the Carabao Cup 😳
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Why are there two exclamation marks on an objectively true statement? Some fans just want drama and noise around the club.
❗️❗️Xabi Alonso: "This is the least important competition for us. The Premier League is now the main focus." [Sky via CBS]
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3 man midfield provided a lot more stability than the Spurs shambles. If fans want more attacking players to start then pick something to go: 1. Midfield stability 2. One of Rogers or Palmer 3. Any protection for Josh at RB So pick one if you want Estevao to start.
🚨Xabi Alonso: “We produced a good performance, an improvement, we played with courage. The game was very close. It's a small setback in this competition.” [@BobbyVincentFL]
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Great response and Penders took tonight seriously. Sadly the 'senior' defender in front of him who is on a salary 10x larger than Penders failed his team again. Fofana does not take his Chelsea career seriously. He doesn't care about any of this.
Fair play to Mike Penders tonight. Great response to what happened on his first PL start for #CFC and did not deserve to be on the losing side. #LIVCHE
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Fofana is the face of Clearlake's Chelsea. Loud, expensive, unreliable and keeps making moronic mistakes. That shootout had to end this way.
Fofana misses. Liverpool: ✅✅✅✅❌✅❌✅ Chelsea: ✅✅✅❌✅✅❌❌
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Fofana is the face of modern Chelsea. Flashy, expensive, inconsistent and can always be relied upon to do something stupid.
That's half-time, 1-1. Has to be regarded as a missed opportunity for #CFC. The home side have not been good & gifted them the opportunity to lead at the break. But a typical lapse of concentration at the back has cost Alonso's side. #LFC will surely improve. #LIVCHE
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A 2 man midfield just got exposed by Spurs so Alonso needs 3 in there. And Estevao was appalling against Leeds whilst showing he refuses to track back and be a team player. Put both together and he’s not a starter.
Estevao Willian must be getting a rather sore behind with all the sitting he’s been doing at #CFC this season.
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Watch the Leeds game and you’ll get your answer very quickly.
Don’t get not starting Estevao man…
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This XI is more than good enough to win if we take tonight seriously. If we make more basic mistakes we’ll lose badly and it’ll get ugly.
Tonight's Blues. ✊💙 #CFC | #CarabaoCup
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No excuses for Palmer and the rest this weekend. Carrick is still there. The players have still downed tools. We simply have to beat Utd. Hiding behind a Joao Pedro injury won’t be tolerated.
🚨 Michael Carrick will be given chance to turn results around. Carrick is taking training at Carrington, staff + players preparing #MUFC for Saturday trip to Chelsea. More @TheAthleticFC soon.
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We demolished Bournemouth. And look what Utd served up. Dreadful result for us. Utd get yet another new manager bounce next week. They’ll beat us as they always do. And then we get the baton as the shambolic club of the week.
Full-time.
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Another new manager bounce for Utd at Stamford Bridge then. A great weekend for Belgian GKs…
"What a finish!" 😮‍💨 Evanilson makes it 3-0 to Bournemouth with a stunning goal
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God this is tiresome. ‘Spurs dominated in every area.’ Ask yourself why they dominated after dropping Solanke and choosing to play without a striker. It really isn’t difficult to understand. If Welbeck was the answer what happened at Brentford?
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Losing Joao Pedro shouldn’t mean imploding twice in London derbies. Spurs dominated us without a striker and we could have used the exact same system as them. It’s possible to win with two number 10s and two wingers as Spurs proved.
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These fans must have missed the Brentford game. Welbeck saved us that day eh? We could have matched Spurs up with a box midfield, two wingers staying wide and no striker and actually had some of the ball. Chucking a striker on changes nothing if you don’t touch the ball.
Sort of game that needs an apology. Every single person in the stands. In front, behind, to the left, to the right, about 5 rows away were in agreement we needed a striker on that pitch and whatever we were trying was not working, could see that from minute 20.
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For fans who think a striker changes that game, why did De Zerbi drop Solanke today? Spurs dominated *because* they didn’t have a striker. Welbeck walking around with Rogers and Palmer would only have made it easier for Spurs. They wanted us to empty midfield.
Not comparable. Tuchel’s England deserved the lead at the time but football heritage is England being fearful. Tonight was the complete opposite to how a Chelsea team should perform at home. It wasn’t an unlikely defeat either. We didn’t look like scoring, had a striker on the bench.
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Ignore the Penders error and Palmer being an idiot. Spurs completely outplayed us and we never touched the ball. Spurs had 4 - and at times 5 - players in midfield. We just had Caicedo and Henderson. You can't do anything if you never see the ball!
After showing the right mentality to win at #EFC last week, that is a bad defeat for #CFC tonight. Outplayed for long periods and lost their heads again too. #CHETOT
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Penders and Joao Pedro are sideshows. Spurs' box midfield with Tonali, Fernandes, Maddison and Marmoush dominating Henderson and Caicedo decided the game. We never touched the ball! You can't get a striker into the game let alone win it if you never see the ball! #CHETOT
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Yeeesh Penders letting that in from 30 yards too! #CHETOT
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Well that's not going to help Penders' confidence. That was Kepa levels of appalling. #CHETOT
Spurs take the lead. 🔵 0-1 ⚪️ [77] #CFC | #CHETOT
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