Occasional sufferer of moderate Charlie Brown level existential angst. Keen amateur tea drinker. Owner of a rapidly slowing metabolism & perpetually wonky legs.
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Disability sucks but Cerebral Paul Z is an absolutely cracking rap name, so swings and roundabouts really.
I'm never playing game with James Acaster.
Imagine playing Hungry Hungry Hippos with him and he just sits there, refusing to make his hippo munch, so yours can get all the marbles. Noble? Yes. Fun? Not so much.
#thecelebritytraitorsuk
Imagine Irene Cara & Kenny Loggins had had a baby. That kid woulda been the most 80s child of all time; a synth pop Mozart, born with a full mullet and a cry sounding like a freeform Moog solo.
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No way. One of the guys arrested for breaking into that RAF base is a wheelchair user.
Obviously shame on him, but also...good for him? Kinda? Disabled people really can do anything we put our mind to, eh? Up to and including international terrorism. I won't tho, can't be arsed
"You can eat a dick up til you hiccup" is nothing short of Shakespearean. The minute he said I felt my vocabulary leveling up.
Donald Trump is the third fattest President in history. 3rd out of 47. Not bad. Hark at these big American pies.
James Blunt is uniquely shit at this, bless 'im. #TheCelebrityTraitors
I'm relieved Ross is out. Not because I didn't like him, but because his stress and paranoia level were such that much longer in the castle and his before and after woulda looked like this. #TheCelebrityTraitors
Imagine the odds you woulda got at the start of the season on both sides of Manchester being relegated.
I can't believe some of the people who've accepted knighthoods y'know. It's such a riddy man, cutting about expecting people to call you Sir.
If you wanna be a knight you should have to wear a ruff in the way folk have to wear an ankle tag. Just to remind em it's ridiculous.
"Last week a disaster in bread week..."
What did they expect? They'd no business having an inbred week in the first place.
#GBBO
Me debating Frederick Nietzsche.
Nietzsche: You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.
Me: Oh yeah? Well your moustache is dumb, so...whatcha think of that.
Is this essentially how Ellen got on #GrahamNorton last night, aye?
Went to #MercuryRev last night at what was supposed to be the accessible QMU, but moved to the stairy-as-fuck Classic Grand. Told it used to a porno cinema. Goilng by the grunts, sweating and panting I was doing tracking them steps, you'd have sworn that was back in business.
Shame on The History Channel. Until they have similar "documentaries" coming out about The Great Fire of Birmingham, Leeds and Liverpool in 1666, they've just exposed their bias in the most blatant fashion.
