Andy Robey

Sir Lewis Hamilton, 2022 Silverstone. The double overtake.🇬🇧 Crofty: “THROUGH GOES HAMILTON!” Now with Titanic music is just 10x better, incredible. 🔊 @LewisHamilton @MercedesAMGF1

Just walked into Big Tesco and I'm absolutely DISGUSTED with what I saw. They’re now calling a Christmas tree an “Evergreen Tree”🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 DON’T YOU DARE TRY TO TAKE ARE CHRISTMAS AWAY FROM US!!!!! Explain yourself now! @Tesco

The funniest part of City potentially playing Championship football is imagining the complete culture shock. Haaland asking where the Champions League anthem is and getting “Freed From Desire” through one working speaker at Deepdale. Cherki turning up expecting a perfectly watered carpet and finding a pitch that looks like it hosted a fucking agricultural show that morning. Doku discovering that Championship fullbacks don’t “show you outside” they show you the fucking car park. Anderson asking the analyst about expected possession while Millwall’s manager is drawing “FUCKING WIN IT” on the tactics board. Foden arriving for a 12:30 away game and watching some bloke behind the goal finish his sixth pint before warm ups. Maresca trying to explain inverted full backs to a fourth official who’s just told him to stop fucking moaning and get back in his technical area.