As a child of the 70s who grew up thinking I'd have to hide behind a mattress and an internal door propped up against a wall*, I will not be stockpiling anything other than sarcasm.
Fuck off with your scaremongering bullshit Burnham 馃枙
*#iykyk
Oh cool, so we've got to panic buy 3 days worth of food and 6 months of bog roll have we? Merry Christmas lockdown everyone!!
Nice to see poppy's being worn on TV this morning. I give it until lunchtime before the cries of 'its racist' begin ... 馃檮
Phil taking no prisoners on #LocationLocationLocation tonight.
Lad.
Imagine that. Britain using it's own gas reserves to reduce reliance on imports. Whatever next? Stopping benefits being a viable career choice? ...
I love Nigella, I really do. Im a middle-aged man. But the way she eats on #gbbo is an ick.
Does anyone else have a #celebritytraitors kill list? I have, I could strike those fuckers off nightly in the castle no problem in order. Bella would have gone night 1 for having pronouns.
Maya Jama would win ... 馃槒
Tis rather a shame @conservatives weren't quite so full of tax cutting ideas and support for business growth and working people when they were in power, isn't it? 馃檮
Is there a face covering ban in force at the green haired universal credit claimant Palestine march in London tomorrow, or does that just apply to white working class blokes protesting in Dover and Gosforth?
Loving Nigella on #gbbo but the fucking woke box ticking this season is vomit inducing, a fucking throuple? Just bake the fucking cheesecake and fuck off you desperate attention seeking twunts.
This 'Plague' getting us set up.a Christmas Lockdown yeah? The final nail in anyone's fight to carry on?
I can guarantee you that the emergency release of 100 Million Barrels will make precisely fuck all difference at the pumps for punters.






