Adorkable. UTLaw, Seminoles. I swear a lot. It's like a digital graveyard of burned bridges and scorched earth. #Goldcorp Legal & margarita acquisition

Austin, TX
Joined June 2009
My dad was an extremely impressive man. Brilliant attorney, did more cool shit in his life than most people could even dream of. He was so funny and quirky & at the very bottom of his cool guy resume was being featured on @DudespostingWs for being quirky. Y'all did that. May his memory live forever.
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Emmy says β€œGood night!”
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This is a sky account today. Very cool phenomenon!
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GM from the Texas Hill Country.
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Ugh. I’ll take it but ugh.
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Well, we were supposed to have chili with cornbread skulls for dinner but I dropped the fucking cornbread on the floor so we just had amazing chili that @BuckWilde_ made. There’s skillet cookie in the oven, too.
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πŸŽƒ Duchess of Haunts πŸŽƒ retweeted
My drone shot of the pumpkin patch I took my kiddos to
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Voted.
Time to vote early! I hate all these people. πŸ˜‘
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Time to vote early! I hate all these people. πŸ˜‘
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πŸŽƒ Duchess of Haunts πŸŽƒ retweeted
Meghan Markle is the gift that keeps on giving.
πŸ€– Made with AI
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Name a cancelled tv show that deserved at least one more season. Firefly.
Name a cancelled tv show that deserved at least one more season. Pink Lady and Jeff
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Wanna see a mad cat? I put a collar on her. Isn’t she pretty?
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I’m howling! 🀣 sound up!
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I’m in so much pain. lol
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Tallest building in Texas totally blocks out the sun.
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