
Adorkable. UTLaw, Seminoles. I swear a lot. It's like a digital graveyard of burned bridges and scorched earth. #Goldcorp Legal & margarita acquisition
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My dad was an extremely impressive man. Brilliant attorney, did more cool shit in his life than most people could even dream of. He was so funny and quirky & at the very bottom of his cool guy resume was being featured on @DudespostingWs for being quirky. Y'all did that. May his memory live forever.
Well, we were supposed to have chili with cornbread skulls for dinner but I dropped the fucking cornbread on the floor so we just had amazing chili that @BuckWilde_ made. Thereβs skillet cookie in the oven, too.
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