if you have a third child on the way, you have chosen to transform your precious youngest into a middle child, it's perhaps the most nefarious parenting move of all time
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millennial dystopia wherein all abandoned pizza huts become boutique motels featuring a copy of "Attached" in the nightstand instead of a bible
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if you have had an emotional effect on me in the last 3 months that scores higher than a 6/10 you are now part of the anna fox LP3 process so i guess there's that
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you still have time on may 30th 2026 to try getting zooted on jazz fusion masterpiece "the inner mounting flame" and clearing out psychically heavy ephemera from your storage space to bring to a different, cheaper storage space
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literally not okay how good half a bottle of yerba mate and a good stretch hits at 10:20 PM on may 24 2026. you still have time to try this. but dont stretch too hard or else you'll start crying for beautiful nebulous reasons
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@coolingpie how much $ would you need to perform paula cole's "feelin love" in front of your entire family
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and to my beautiful granddaughter anna fox the third, i leave you a bunch of Reformation dresses that require dry cleaning and a 200 lb fender rhodes :-/ but i know a guy on the mars colony who can fix the tremolo for u :-)
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the guy in the dominican republic who hacked my twitter last night was prob just trying to promote my show on monday, so here's the flyer
one thing i never need to do again is eat $19 ramen in a open concept urban food market on a very hard metal stool under exposed ductwork
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lord grant me the serenity to calmly envision the perfect penny loafer, the courage to ask this 12 year old hasidic girl on the M train where she got hers, and the wisdom to just take a stealthy pic and do a reverse google search i guess
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