God I miss redbar

Who would have guessed Dick Fitzwell is an In Touch Weekly guy?

I truly believe this astroturfed attack on Shane Gillis is just another chapter in the ongoing war against provocative comedy. Every other form of art is as edgy and extreme as it's ever been, yet comedy is drowning in safe, watered-down, "children's entertainment for adults" pop comedy. People are attacking Shane Gillis, SiriusXM getting rid of Raw Dog Radio, the outrage over comedy roasts, the attacks from Elephant Graveyard, and the list goes on and on. Stand-up comedy is one of the last art forms you don't need banker money to produce. And who are the most censored people on the internet? Comedians and conspiracy theorists! The two groups that have led the charge in challenging Hollywood and the mainstream media. The energy inside a comedy club and the outrage on the internet couldn't be more different. People are laughing their asses off in the clubs while the dead internet attacks anyone who refuses to play ball. This isn't just about comedy. It's about controlling the narrative, policing free expression, and dictating what we're allowed to think, say, and laugh at in today's chaotic world. There is a war on your soul, and comedy is one of the last weapons we have to fight back!

oof...Shane Gillis's very awkward SNL opening monologue included him calling women whores for wearing shorts at the gym + an anecdote about using Joe Rogan's personal sauna, in which Theo Von said he "looked like a gas station egg" he ended the monologue by saying "you're either gay or you're Hitler, and isn't that where we're at as a country?" which kinda confused the audience, so he literally had to say, "hey, that was the monologue, ladies and gentlemen" here's the first joke: "I haven't been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dress like whores now. There's no other way to describe it. Have you seen the shorts? The wrinkles go, like, around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don't look. You're not allowed to look."

Dave Sarra makes a statement about Big Black, former Howard Stern Wack Packer and current dabbleverse chat resident.