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not dave aper

@AperDave

not in any way affiliated with the real Mr. Aper and Geneseo High School. A parody account by students, for students

 Geneseo, IL
Joined October 2018
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“FIIIIIINALLY”
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“So we have a bunch of IDIOTS who don’t vaccinate their children because they think vaccination is a COMMUNIST SCAM”
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“Are you implying that French girls are easy?”
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“It’s a little conspicuous having a herd of 5th graders walk into a tavern.”
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“Dr. Bob Jones, our almighty leader.”
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“You’re not supposed to give little guys too many hotdogs”
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“Who the hell drinks RC Cola?”
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*picks this up and plays it* HAHAH! He’s my friend now.
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Those poor schlumps from South Carolina 😔
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*tough guy voice* “LET’S NUKE ‘EM BACK INTO THE STONE AGE.”💪🏻💣
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*writes Jepen on the board instead of japan* “Ha! Not jepen.” *erases it* *writes Jepen on the board instead of japan* “WAIT” *proceeds to do this 3 more times. Not even on purpose.*
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N E V E R miss AP US History.
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“They weren’t very sexy.. nor a good band.”
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“For gods sake don’t go to Iowa!”
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“there are noooooo cats in america”🎼
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Sorry for the hiatus... but let me just say... “it is GREAT to see you all again my friends.”
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“ok I lied.. Geneseo probably wasn’t bigger than Chicago.”
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(while strutting across the room) “That’s right. We bad. We bad.”
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“A tractor isn’t gonna be a house slave”
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