Always enjoy your life no matter what.

Harrow, England
Joined April 2011
That awkward moment when you agree to meet Fisto in a cave at 8.30 on a Saturday night but he could’ve swore you said the enchanted forest.
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Promised Beast Man that I’d play hide and seek with him. I’ve counted to 20 and he’s run off and hid and now I’m fucking off to the pub.
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Paul OConnell retweeted
Come on then. Let’s do this. The ultimate flush. We have 3 months. xitter.cf/absoluteradio/status/1… – at Tottenham, London
The boss said (in the pub) that if this tweet gets 10,000 RTs, he'll let @richiefirth bring his ‘Toilet’ feature to the new Hometime show with @bushontheradio in September. You know what do...
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These World Cup games are a bit far fetched. And that's coming from me - a skull faced man who fights an idiot that only wears boots and furry brown underpants for the secrets of some shitty old castle.
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How gutted must Cardiff have been missing two penalties late on? xitter.cf/james_dart/status/9823… – at Harrow, London
Unreal finish to that Cardiff v Wolves game xitter.cf/Destaquito2/status/982…
Good advice – at Harrow, London
I’m in there twice 😂 – at Brent, London
I AM NOT THE BAD GUY.
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Imagine thinking a sword-wielding half-naked man in burgundy underpants that hangs around with men called Fisto and Ram-Man was aces though. xitter.cf/alltheway80s/status/90…
#Today in #1983 #He-man made his tv debut. Retweet if you still think he's aces! #80s
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Didn't capture Castle Grayskull today but I'm looking forward to locking myself in the bathroom later and having a massive wank.
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I'm doing 25km South Coast challenge. for @bowelcancer. Please #sponsorme on @JustGiving & RT. Thanks! justgiving.com/Paul-O-Connel…
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