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Joined August 2022
they should have just left you here, bro.
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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If na woman tweet this thing I for talk say na norms Why you con dey do like woman 😭😭?? na dem dey tweet without sense nau😭😭💔
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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abeg shey this guy dey under dapper too? this one wey he just dey drop banger back to back like who owe money 😭😭
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If na woman tweet this thing I for talk say na norms Why you con dey do like woman 😭😭?? na dem dey tweet without sense nau😭😭💔
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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This will be you soon
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If e remain 3secs make yammal collect this thing make god blow trumpet 🙂‍↕️🙏.
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Observe with me
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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my mum btw, she go tell me say make i no chop for person house, but when person reject her food she go dey vex
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this talk go follow am forever atp😭😭😭
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harry kane for #BallonDor be there.
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Una really sure say tinubu never sell our ozone layer give china ?
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5STAR btw, dem just accept him original content reward program so he’s looking for every chance possible to rage bait you guys. He needs to cover for the 42 days breaks from elon stipends, omo ogbon. He sabi wetin una like
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I still wonder if people ask me what’s my skincare routine, like skincare routine? Guy my own no pass to baff wear clothe, sometimes i fit get breakouts for face, e go come and go. If you fresh you fresh o walahi
I know who dey spend over 150k on skin care but he no fresh reach me wey no dey rub cream, that thing na scam, if u fresh you fresh.
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as for una wey dey compare yamal to Messi, we will chat later.
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bruhh😭😭💔
fake compliments are worse then insults
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Once you start dey use twitter, women no fit manipulate you e no possible the way you go take dey see them go different sha😭😭
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if 5star can influence your vote, you don’t deserve the right to vote!
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I will so swagged up when the money comes 😭
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