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Potatofex Solanum Tuberosum I

@Applecookedgod

Team Lead, Sandwich Cookie Operations @Nabisco Philosophical Genius he/him

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Joined December 2010
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verdant gel (@verdant_gel) profile picture
verdant gel@verdant_gel18h
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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I think this means that they're gonna stop paying him
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Kit Williamson (@kitwilliamson) profile picture
Kit Williamson@kitwilliamson15h
I get why Riley Gaines is scared of the blue wave She’s not the best swimmer
Riley Gaines (@Riley_Gaines_) profile pictureRiley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_Nov 3
Praying for the United States today. Let God's will be done.
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Gladio Langford@fearthe_void11h
Bruh
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InfantryDort (@infantrydort) profile pictureInfantryDort
@infantrydortNov 3
I was informed today by the Pentagon Force Protection Agency (PFPA), that I am to report any and all threatening posts like these so they can be forwarded to the interagency and investigated. Since this is the first post I'm coming across after this new guidance, I wanted to congratulate you on being the first.
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So more fash slop
captive dreamer (@captive_dreamer) profile picturecaptive dreamer
@captive_dreamerNov 4
On the plus side, you’ll get a lot less politics from here and a lot more longer form philosophy and history content like I used to make!
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🏴based opossum🏴🚬 (@CrustPunk161) profile picture
🏴based opossum🏴🚬@CrustPunk16110h
Weird flex, bro
Hi-Tech Red-Nech (@rednech_ai) profile pictureHi-Tech Red-Nech
@rednech_ai10h
Replying to @CrustPunk161 @lolomo32 @BarackObama
I shit bigger than you
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Ani 🇮🇪🇵🇸 (@AniSky759) profile picture
Ani 🇮🇪🇵🇸@AniSky75916h
this is now even funnier
Ani 🇮🇪🇵🇸 (@AniSky759) profile pictureAni 🇮🇪🇵🇸@AniSky759Nov 2
i find it very funny that the right is now co-opting the one man in star wars singlehandedly responsible for the downfall of the empire
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Jorge Rodríguez (@jorgertg98) profile picture
Jorge Rodríguez@jorgertg98Nov 4
Hearing reports from my people in the US that Malfoid was arrested tonight at her home and promptly judged and executed. Anakin is believed to have fled the country
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What did you do, chud? Frieren is crying! Padme took the kids. Malfoid is dead! They killed her, chud! Why didn't you stop them? Why, chud, why?
𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮-𝓔𝔂𝓮𝓼 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 (@CH4R10T_TV) profile picture𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮-𝓔𝔂𝓮𝓼 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵@CH4R10T_TVNov 4
Quick, chud! Tell them about Malfoid! The polls are closing, chud! Have they seen your Based Anakin Skywalker memes? Do they know about how Warhammer is yours, Halo is yours, Lord of the Rings is yours, Star Wars is yours, and Harry Potter is yours, chud? Did you tell them?
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Can't wait for your "walked into the desert in full plate and didn't bring water" arc
JosiahRises 🔥 (@JosiahRises) profile pictureJosiahRises 🔥
@JosiahRisesNov 3
Just cast my ballot in Michigan to stop the Islamic takeover of our country. Christ is King.
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Ethan Klein divorce, woke is back, the worst people are mad, and a pedophile's victory lap has come to an end. Life is good
ryan 🤿 (@scubaryan_) profile pictureryan 🤿
@scubaryan_13h
Jidion released a video revealing that EDP445 has finally been arrested facing multiple felony charges “the watch is over! he’s triple hand-cuffed…”
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Dunning Kruger Doughnuts@littelfuse6910h
This fondue ain't gonna fuck itself, get in here Brian with a Y
Bryan Horsey (@bryanhorsey) profile pictureBryan Horsey
@bryanhorsey19h
If you live in Wisconsin, BUY GUNS, BUY AMMO, BUY FOOD, BUY SUPPRESSORS, STOCK UP! It's about to get bad, real bad.
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Libertarian upset that people didn't want kids to have to undergo genital inspections from strangers
libertarian in Nebraska 🌯 (@NebraskaLP) profile picturelibertarian in Nebraska 🌯
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Can someone tell me who the 231K sick Nebraskans are who voted to allow men in women's locker rooms? Something tells me it's not Billy Bob from Red Cloud.
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Velodus✨@velodus17h
Conservatives says left-leaning people are in a bubble and then they express genuine surprise that middle America didn't regard some dweeby far-right podcaster as the voice of a generation like they did.
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soggy broccoli@soggybrocoli15h
they beating malfoid with hammers
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You'll be leaving but you'll be taking a little bit of Wisconsin with you in the form of a crippling binge drinking habit
K (@timeforwings77) profile pictureK
@timeforwings77Nov 4
Wisconsin is done. I will NOT be staying on this state.
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Lady Emily ☄️@GreatCheshire12h
So despite moving from Texas a year ago I still get text notifications and emails about local politics and mandates and what not. Did anyone else get the email just now about renaming Cowboys into Cowtheys?
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Demon_Fae_Shae 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔆 (@SimplyShae13) profile picture
Demon_Fae_Shae 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔆@SimplyShae1312h
Every statue head account is just Apostle of Alphens, Destroyer of Woke: "My penis is small. Furthermore, age of consent laws delenda est"
The Alpha Path (@TheAlphaPathh) profile pictureThe Alpha Path
@TheAlphaPathhNov 3
Doggy style in real life: 1. Your dick slips out. A lot.
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Ryan Broderick@broderick14h
The pedophile class and their incel meat shield spent the summer playing with AI dolls and watching sex traffickers looksmaxx on Kick and X's algorithm convinced them the rest of the country was doing the same. The culture war is over. Everyone who knows what “foid” means lost.
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Hedgebrush@hedgebrush13h
It was a real tough workout but I've finally delivered all my boxes of fake ballots for the democrats. You're welcome, America!
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