Orange jubilee everything • Greek Goddess runner up • Anti-hobo • I don’t check DMs

Joined August 2026
That hate us because they anus 🍹
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Foreigners parked in the red in this residential neighborhood in San Francisco, California The homeowners association has a contract with this tow truck driver to tow anyone blocking the fire lane. The foreigners are furious saying they are going to destroy his business with coordinated bad reviews, make him lose his contact with the homeowners community and other threats Again, this tow truck driver is just doing his job and he’s being threatened to have his business destroyed…. Imagine going into someone else country and then not following their rules and demanding everyone cater to you… Just deport them all
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I don’t need ssri’s. I need a big, veiny dck… but not for me to have like personally attached to my body.
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Bring back Salem Witch Trials
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I beg your fuckin’ pardon?!!!!!!!
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This is either a clue or a diversion — you decide.
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My niece couldn’t find me during hide and go seek. I play for keeps
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Never do a 21 run in South America
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“If you take a woman’s brain and put it in a man’s body…you get a homeless man.” MG
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Fat people love to tell others how to lose weight
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I’m gonna just come out & say what everyone else is thinking — Male nurses are incredibly creepy
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No natty but plenty of poo! Amirite @UTBarstool ⁉️
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I LOVE Spooky SZN! 🎃
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Well then
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LoOkS pReTtY dAmN mOiSt
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Ice cream machine was broken for the millionth time last night at McDonalds. Finally got my revenge
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Free penis twisters at the Quad at 2345 hours.
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