Not Impersonating.
New Berlin, WI
Joined August 2025
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Nobody talks about how ADHD ruins entertainment. You sit down to watch a 2-hour movie youโve been excited for, but because it doesn't give you immediate dopamine in the first 7 minutes, you open your phone. Now youโre watching a movie, playing a mobile game, and reading Wikipedia at the same time.๏ฟผ
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Nothing exposes your true personality faster than the first 15 minutes of a strong edible.
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Texts from my ex
My ex and I broke up due to domestic issues, we hadnโt spoken in over 3 months. He would randomly text me religious things to show me heโs โchangedโ. Hes a controlling narcissist and now that Iโm away from him I can see how crazy I was to stay.
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YOUR EX STILL CARES IF:
they reply late, but they reply in full
they still react to your news
they have not picked up their things
YOUR EX NEEDS MORE TIME IF: 1/6
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Me: takes one bite of my food
My ADHD: โand i be yelling out GENG, GENG do you geng bang.โ
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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize - no one is coming to fix the process
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Pitching an action movie called No Country for Old Menopause, about a group of women over 50 who accidentally dismantle an international crime syndicate during a wellness retreat.
Tagline: Theyโre hot. Theyโre bothered. Theyโre done asking nicely.
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Bro, repeat what works until it becomes your identity.
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a michelin star chef is just a man whoโs not afraid to use more butter than you
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Should I block him? This annoyed me ๐ฉ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ฅด๏ฟผ
