@ArthurGarySim

TAMU ‘67, Ball knower, beer drinker, PATRIOT, Huge Nico Harrison hater, 3X Divorced 🏆,Aggie sports, NASCAR, and driving big rigs

 Texas, USA
Joined February 2025
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To whom it may concern: I have seen a staggering uptick in people laughing about people watching college football games on their phones while attending weddings. Acting like it is something to laugh about. In reality, it is the greatest crisis facing our nation today. Scheduling a wedding in the fall is far and away the most selfish, and unpatriotic thing a person could do. Even if my team is on the road I am NOT coming to your wedding with passive aggressive bartenders, and cold, pre plated chicken and broccoli. Pizza, beer, and college football will forever be more important than what you think is your special day. I am calling on all college football fans, patriots, and the disabled to all rise against the idea of fall weddings. RSVP no until the invites stop coming. Thank you for your attention to this matter #CancelFallWeddings #BoycottFallWeddings - Arthur Gary Simpson CDL
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FIRE ELKO.
TexAgs
@TexAgsOct 24
Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko on 4th down: "There was no play, the center snapped the ball."
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Maybe I was too hard on you.
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Fire Elko. Punting there is inexcusable
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FAULTY TALTY!!!!
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Women think that pregnancy causes big mood swings? That’s weak. Let me introduce you to Marcel Reed mood swings.
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Arthur Gary Simpson, CDL retweeted
Texas Tech Everything
@texastechevrySep 3
Cody Campbell didn’t mince words when talking about our matchup with Cincinnati for this upcoming season 👀 In the Texas Tech documentary, Campbell mentions how we haven’t forgotten about what Cincinnati did with Brendan Sorsby and the gambling saga. He states, “When we’re up by 40 and still throwing the ball in the quarter… that’s where the retribution will come.” This should be fun 👀🍿
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Cody Campbell
@CodyC64Oct 24
There is no excuse or reason to lose a game like this. We have to be better. @TexasTechFB
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Kicker so good he makes the blocked ones too. #OlanoForHeisman
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WHY IN THE FUCK DOES REED HAVE A HELMET ON. WE WANT HART.
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This Texas tech team would go 11-1 or 10-2 on the A&M schedule allegedly. Thank God we don’t have to play big bad Cincinnati.
Christian 🔋🏴‍☠️@CL_469Oct 13
Replying to @TXAggieMuse @ArthurGarySim @GolfAddict314 @_MaroonKoolAid @JosephMillerv3
I think they’d go 11-1 or 10-2. I think we’d lose in Tuscaloosa for sure and Texas game at home would be winnable but a toss up
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Happy Friday Patriots.
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How does anyone wearing one of those massive hats expect to be taken seriously? What a loser.
Barstool SHSU@SHSUbarstoolOct 22
The altercation that occurred in the student section last night
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Someone give KJ Edwards a YouTube live and a microphone
247Sports
@247SportsOct 23
NEWS: Oregon State star WR Jesse Legree will be making a major announcement LIVE with 247Sports and CBS Sports today at 2:30 PM ET 🚨 📺 STREAM LIVE: youtube.com/live/agpizVyDKag
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Crazy that people call him “the king” when he’s not even top 10 all time. Top 15? Sure. Top 10? No chance.
NBA on ESPN
@ESPNNBAOct 22
FIRST CHALK TOSS IN PHILLY ✅ The King is here.
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If only we had a top 3 player in the league who loves being in Dallas…
Dallas Mavericks
@dallasmavsOct 22
Final. @Chase // #MFFL
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Can they add these kinds of edits to the next college football video game?
Famously Garnet Sports
@FamouslyGarnetOct 19
Ai is getting out of control man. 😂
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Trevor Knight
@undercoveragsOct 22
“Nothing is scarier than a team with nothing to lose.” -Trevor “Socratic” Knight ii Let’s shock the fucking world ags‼️👍 #BTHOalabama
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Happy opening day to the NBA season. LeBron James is top 15 all time, sure. But not top 10. LeBron James is no better than PJ Tucker if it weren’t for - Kevin Love - Kyrie Irving - Anthony Davis - Chris Bosh - Dwayne Wade Career coat tail rider.
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How Saturday felt when we beat the citadel 41-0 while the rest of college football literally burnt to the ground.
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