Ashlee Lotthammer retweeted
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full--there is clearly room for more Tequila. #HappyCincoDeMayo
"@ShortWikipedias: Soul patch teapawt.org/ShortWikipedias/status…" still not as bad as a chon strap
Apprently my phone was hijacked.... just found these gems. Happy #mcm @MrSoloDolo24
Ashlee Lotthammer retweeted
Replying to @sjwritersroom
“@sjwritersroom: Fun fact: @Chris_Meloni is one of the few actors who looks good playing sports on camera.” #bestbuttinprimetime
I hate when people tweet something they find on a different twitter account from their own account. #RealOriginal #AttentionWhores
Apparently I took the "have one for me" birthday wishes seriously #hungoverfordays
Ares is.the coolest friend available...... #theyrenotcatscratches



