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From last night's COVID policy town hall: video of a member of Assumption's COVID response team saying that he doesn't want to listen to student input and if they are unhappy they should transfer. #Assumption #AssumptionUniversity #Worcester
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kelbow@kkelly_b1 Aug 2021
assumption secretly getting rid of dunkin’ is my villain origin story
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I still can't believe I used "magnanimous/magnanimously/magnanimity" 6 times in my Commencement speech and no one threw a tomato at me
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Juju🌙@jujudelaisla10 May 2021
Graduation was honestly fast af😂
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Mikaela Newman@mikaela_grace99 May 2021
was it a commencement speech or was it a rant
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Remember last summer when Assumption did all that stuff about honoring George Floyd? Guess that allyship was all performative because the moral of today's commencement speech was that slavery was ok during its time. Racist, homophobic, and mysogynistic, that's #Assumption
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Marissa Doherty@dohertyma39 May 2021
Started from the bottom now we here
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assumption under heat for disrespecting the LGBTQ community yet our commencement speaker is all over the news speaking against gay people. Make it make sense
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Leamarie Gordon@LeamarieGordon9 May 2021
Congratulations to all graduating from Assumption today! Especially my @AssumptionUPsy and @AssumptionNeuro students! We will miss you. #AU2021 💙🤍🎓🗣
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Erin@erinnmariee__9 May 2021
I can’t believe that I graduate from college tomorrow morning...... lmao what
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Polar Park@PolarPark8 May 2021
Our friends at Assumption took home the inaugural W at Polar Park, topping SNHU 10-6 this afternoon. #GoHounds – at Worcester, MA
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gay pierre (he/him)@gaypierre_8 May 2021
gay pierre for commencement speaker?
48%yes
52%hell yes
54 votes • Final results
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Alanna@alannadooling8 May 2021
assumption you’ve gotta be kidding me you’re letting a man who calls trigger warnings “swaddling” speak at grad??? @AsscoHounds @AssumptionUMA
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Our commencement speaker also believes that microagressions and students reporting sexual assault makes universities the victims of progressivism. Who's excited to boo him during graduation tomorrow? washingtonpost.com/opinions/…

Opinion | Colleges become the victims of progressivism

Academia has long championed progressivism. Now it is the left’s victim.

washingtonpost.com
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Riles@TheTVRobot8 May 2021
Not to be an asshole to my fellow Assumption seniors but today I was holding my diploma and it was just great. You guys are really missing out.
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Cam D@CameronJames_d8 May 2021
Replying to @AssumptionUMA
@AssumptionUMA This is so embarrassing. I spent 4 years getting papers done and printed on time and you can’t print out a paper for graduation?! You are the worst!
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Tomorrow's commencement speaker is vocally homophobic, much like the Assumption administration: slate.com/news-and-politics/…
Is George Will Homophobic?

Is George Will Homophobic?

In a conservative movement seized by extremists, George Will is one of the sane ones. But his recent rejection of social science as having any role to...

slate.com
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Assumption telling the class of 2021 a day before graduation that they won't be getting their dimplomas at the ceremony is peak Assumption
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connor Wood@fibulaa6 May 2021
Has anyone figured out a way to not get in a fight with your parents when they give you career advice
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