My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.
Edenvale Gauteng
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#CarlingKnockoutCup Polokwane City to win 2 to 1
Lasuka lahlala! Who's going to be the 2nd team to make it to the quarterfinals?
Polokwane City vs Siwelele FC!
QT using #CarlingKnockoutCup to predict the match winner and we could reward you with a cold 6-pack in the DMs.
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EISH, COACH. TELL THEM YOURSELF!β
From picking the starting XI on your couch to football chats namajita around the grill with an ice-cold INQAAABA.β
Stand a chance to WIN a braai experience with Bafana Bafana.
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MAJITA, THIS IS A DIFFERENT KIND OF TEAM TALK.
YOU+The Boks at the braai. INQAAABA on ice. What would you ask them?
Dial *120*1895# & follow the prompts for a chance to WIN a braai with the Springboks.β
Ts&Cs Apply.
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Letβs learn the game together π
What colour is the ball used for a test cricket game? π
A. White Ball
B. Red Ball
C. Pink Ball
Drop your answer in the comments for a chance to WIN. #DlalaCastle #FanTheFire
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Molweni ePhondweni π
NiReady to #FanTheFire as the Proteas take on the Aussies in a thrilling 2nd test at St Georgeβs eGqeberha?
#DlalaCastle usitshele which side of our game is stronger: batting or bowling?
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We see you, bozza! π₯ This vibe deserves a little something. Check your DMs for a 6-pack of MXD. #PerfectlyMXDSummer
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Itβs a race to the goalposts, Member! Who takes it?
Answer using #VodacomGiganathi and you could score a R1000 Checkers voucher!
@orlandopirates
Competition closes 10 Oct, 23:59 | T's & C's Apply
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#VodacomGiganathi + RT if youβre watching for a chance to score a R500 Checkers Voucher!
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#OrlandoPirates
#OnceAlways
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What would a celebration be without something good on the table? πΏπ¦π
You know that one dish you can take to a bring-and-braai, family gathering or potluck and already know itβs going to be a hit? π
Maybe itβs your famous potato salad. The chakalaka everyone asks about. That pasta salad that somehow comes home in an empty bowl. Or the dessert youβve been told youβre not allowed to arrive without.
As we celebrate 30 years in South Africa, we want to know yours.
Tell us your signature bring-and-braai dish and you could win a Hisense Microwave.
To enter:
π½οΈ Tell us your signature dish in the comments
π·οΈ Tag someone who can vouch for it
π Like this post and follow HisenseSA
#οΈβ£ Use #Hisense30YearsSA
Watch this space, the competition winner will be announced on 13 October 2026!
T&Cs apply.
#Hisense #HisenseSA #HisenseZA #MadeForYourEveryday #Hisense30YearsSA
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Join us in celebrating our new home on X with the ultimate splash giveaway! You could win one of three family packs of tickets, each including entry to Sea World, Wet 'n Wild, Dangerous Creatures, and Snorkelling.
To enter:
1. Follow @uShakaOfficial
2. Retweet this post.
3. Tag 2 friends you'd bring along.
T's and C's apply.
#uShakaMarineWorld #UnlimitedFun #UltimateSplashGiveaway
One study cost a FUNDI student loan can help cover is registration and tuition fees #FundiQuiz
COMPETITION: π WIN 1 of 2 R250 Uber Eats vouchers! To enter, reply using #FundiQuiz and give us ONE study cost a Fundi student loan can help cover (hint: fundi.co.za). Closes 14 Oct. T&Cs: bit.ly/3TotHzK
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Stand a chance to WIN a HONOR X5d S smartphone valued at R2,499.
All you need to do is answer this question:
What is the rear main camera MP of the HONOR X5d S?
How to Enter π
β€οΈ Like & π Repost this post
π Follow @HonorAfrica
π¬ Post your answer in the comments below using #HONORX5ds
Competition closes Monday 6th October 2026
T&Cβs apply
@HonorAfrica
Braai Master: Bongi Mbonambi π₯ Aux de Numba: Bathobele Hlekane π₯© Ice Manager: Willie le Roux π§ Vibe Captain: Angelo Davids πΆ #BraaiOClock #URC
GAME DAY. BUILD YOUR ULTIMATE BRAAI XV. ππ₯
Four team players. One #BraaiOClock crew. Who is your:
Braai Master, Aux de numba, Ice Manager and Vibe Captain?
Drop your picks below for a chance to win a grocery voucher worth R250 to get your braai started! ππΎ
@Vodacom #URC
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Winner to be announced at 17:00 ππΎ say your prayers as I go throw my timeline.... Tips: follow @HonorAfrica & @DJTira π₯³π₯³π₯³ #HONORSpringSale si ON ngama Friday giveaways
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βWhat's your #CoffeeLosophy?
Milk first or last? One spoon or two?
Share your coffee recipe, ritual or photo of your cup on Instagram, tag @nescafesa and use #CoffeeLosophy for a chance to win 1 of 20 cash vouchers worth R2000 each.#InternationalCoffeeDay #Coffeelosophy #NESCAFΓ
Let's try again π
Every great cricket day starts with a solid opening partnership:β
π₯ The braai.β
π» Then the Castle.β
The perfect way to #FanTheFireβ
Who's in your opening partnership this Game Day? Tag them below for a chance to win a R250 grocery voucher. #BraaiOClock
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Nothing brings people together quite like INYAMA, & a cold INQAAABA.
So how about uhalanganise amajita, fire up the braai, & let's #FanTheFire the Mzansi way? π₯
Tag your go to braai master below and we might leave a R250 Grocery Voucher in your DMs. #BraaiOClock #DlalaCastle
SIWASHAYA WONKE π
On the hunt for wickets, when @ProteasMenCSA take a wicket, you could take i6 in the DMs.
RT #FanTheFire for a chance to win! π» #DlalaCastle
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EVERY SQUAD HAS ONE: THE LEGEND WHO REFUSES TO LET ANYONE ELSE TOUCH THE TONGS. π₯©π₯
Tag your heritage weekend crewβs BRAAI MASTER below and tell us what you're throwing on the coals this long weekend.
We might just leave a R250 grocery voucher in your DMs.π
#BraaiOClock