@Atlantis252

briefly 1981's World's Youngest Man 🏅

Joined October 2009
Call me Compo the way I gnaw her batty
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Boss is off till Thursday
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Доброе утро
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Colleague is back from a few weeks on the sick and he's developed a subtle west country accent
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The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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Everyone should calm down. @BenAffleck is going to do a great job as Batman.
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Garby retweeted
It’s okay. Winston will carry you now
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How unemployment looks to people working
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Hungover, getting a McDonald
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This dog brought me his ball to play fetch while I was working in a crawl space
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First beer in 3 weeks
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I no longer have to drive for 6 hours in shitty weather tomorrow
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They’re turning off the whole internet
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Got asked if I've got any kids and I said none that I know of
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My friend swears there's an alternative cut of The Karate Kid where the scene in which Mr Miyagi is drunk and crying is explained with the reveal that he accidentally karated his own wife and kid to death
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Good lord
This price is unbelievable 🤯 £0.37p a go, Kampot, Cambodia 🇰🇭
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5pm sunsets begin next week
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He’s just been startled into dancing like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever
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I've got a choice tomorrow: Babysitting for 6 hours or drive to Middlesbrough
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