Tweeting something shitty, deleting it, apologizing and promising to do better, turning off the comments, then tweeting 12 times in 14 hours to bury the apology is genuinely terrifying behavior 😬

Oh yeah my favorite part of Star Trek is when they beam up all those instants and sorceries 🤧

You ever look at a life pad and can just tell it was designed by someone really cool and sexy 😎

After you mulligan do you say you’ll…

Me in 2019 when I “didn’t realize I was a lesbian”

Building mini house kits with my girlfriend in our beautiful house with the kitty sleeping nearby. I never thought I could have a life this sweet.

Tweeting about the school shooting from the bus that is stopped in traffic because of the shooting/stabbing in downtown Portland. What a dystopia.

Heartsick over the news of the school shooting today in Bend. My worst day as a teacher was doing drills and deciding which TODDLERS we thought could follow our instructions and which ones we would need to pick up and run with ourselves. Nobody needs guns capable of that carnage.

My dad just dropped insane family lore- we are friends with the Brooklyn Issey Miyake Montessori school lead teacher.

Just got further radicalized at the Tetris World Cup when the commenters IGNORED any plays of the female competitor and only talked about the male competitors plays and then after SHE won the match, they said “get this guy a mic” referring to the loser.

I have the wildest 6th sense for when someone has ended their relationship. I’ve been right 3 times in the past 3 months.

That’s MY sleeve company 💗

One of my least woke opinions is discourse of the week and I have dutifully kept quiet about it but now it seems everyone is agreeing with me 🙊

My gf and I almost got hit by a car with a “Slytherin” custom license plate this morning and if that’s not a hate crime, I don’t know what is.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: using they/them for a trans woman is NOT the little teehee you think it is! It’s just woke misgendering. CUT IT OUT!!!!!