Sarcasm connoisseur. Award winning Artist.

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined October 2019
This is for my father who didn't get to see the end of the journey he started us on. Amaefule Uchechukwugeme Austen BSc.(Hons) Pharmacology, First class honors. University of Lagos. #UNILAG2025Convocation
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Got shooters out in Florence. They go Pugh.
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ATLANTA - Akinade Adedeji Raheem, a Nigerian citizen who allegedly conspired to file fraudulent tax returns seeking over $100 million in refunds using stolen identities, was arraigned yesterday on federal fraud, money laundering, and aggravated identity theft charges after his extradition from Benin. justice.gov/usao-ndga/pr/nig… @NDGAnews @IRS_CI @TIGTA @DOJFraudDiv
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We, the tech veterans who learned IT skills as far back as 2015 and mastered them, are the ones benefiting the most from them. I once applied for a Data Analytics gig, and when I got there, I learned that over 5,000 people had applied for the same role. The HR representative told me that the reasons I was considered were the top firms I had worked for, my years of experience, and the referral I received from their operations manager, whom they highly respect within the company. You see, in 2026, I wouldn't advise younger minds to see tech as an immediate path to making money. Instead, I would rather advise you to use the money you intend to spend learning tech to buy a female Husky dog. You would realistically make ₦8 million annually from its offspring.
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GOOGLE PIXEL IS NOT AN ANDROID PHONE !!! GOOGLE PIXEL IS NOT AN ANDROID PHONE !!! GOOGLE PIXEL IS NOT AN ANDROID PHONE !!! GOOGLE PIXEL IS NOT AN ANDROID PHONE !!! GOOGLE PIXEL IS NOT AN ANDROID PHONE !!!
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Google Pixel smartphones run the Android operating system, which is created and owned by Google. store.google.com/category/phones britannica.com/topic/Google-P…
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It’s inside El Niño the light in my area decided to do fireworks in November 😭😭 Omo. Saw this clip in the street’s WhatsApp group 💀
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Is that not his wife, who is even Paul atriedes bruh
Do not fear the end. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. Tickets on sale now around the world. fandan.co/DunePartThree #DuneMovie #FilmedForIMAX
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JUST IN: The GTA 6 file size is 210GB, as discovered in Sony’s database. (via @PlaystationSize)
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Ifeoma if you die before your husband na crime?
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Replying to @ifeoma_anita
In essence you are saying a man will definitely die before his wife ? Today I make whom ever you are getting married to very lucky, you will die before him…. Write your will instead …
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yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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69'Mikel Merino - SUBBED IN 81'Leicester 0-1 Arsenal 87'Leicester 0-2 Arsenal
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Saka, nice PR gimmick btw
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the whole world could be like this btw you just need to have the courage to make some people sad
The biggest culture shock I've experienced so far is that the Apple store in Japan doesn't lock any devices to the table
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Dawg. 😭 I for Dey another realm like this. 😭😂
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Beautiful mother of 4 btw. People's idea of beauty as an accomplished man is ridiculous. I like that british men are very grounded and cultural with their choice of women. Nothing superficial.
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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“The odyssey” never reach jack sparrow hand ?
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Wait why Una no wan talk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #HallelujahChallengeOct2026
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Artists in 2023:
Claude does not know when to do a Kenburn effect or kinetic typography effect in a motion video. Claude does not understand hicks law , or user journey. Claude only gives the illusion of confidence to those who do not know anything and are easily impressed by basics.
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The first thing poverty attack in your life is not your pocket nor belly. It's your conscience and mindset. Now, she sees nothing wrong in the infidelity of her friend because after both has suffered wickedly in the hands of poverty - infidelity and promiscuity later bought her friend a house, a car, and USA visa. Hallelujah. However, this would never be the case if it was her husband or brother. She would have dragged her friend or any other woman to the ends of hell. When your conscience is dead, you'll never see any wrong in evil, wickedness, unfairness, and stupidity.
It doesn’t always work like that oh☹️☹️ When I was working in the bank, one of my colleagues was dating a big man who happened to be one of our major customers. At the time, she still had her boyfriend so we all advised her to just chop the man’s money while maintaining her relationship. 😭 Six months into the relationship, she came to work one day and told us the man wanted to leave his wife and marry her we screamed.. We told her not to make that mistake because we were convinced that if he could leave his wife for her, he could also leave her for someone else. She married him exactly one year into their relationship. Fast-forward to when she had her first pregnancy, the man sponsored her to USA to have their first baby. she sent us chocolate and whenever I’m eating that chocolate, I feel like ntor 🥵😜was attached to it because imagined she listened to our advice? She for still dey do “next customer please with that red bank” She has had her second child with the same man, got a brand-new car as a push present and her mum has travelled to the USA about five times now. Omo, life don pass rich prince falling in love with village girl feem abeg.. Anytime I view her status, I’m always grateful that she followed her mind oh and never listen to us.
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