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Amazing start. Let’s keep this going πŸ™πŸΎ
🚨 Portugal have already lost 1.2 billion in sponsorship deals just 1 hr after Cristiano Ronaldo's retirememt.πŸ‘€
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Cheering is insane. Nah what we have done to humanity is hilarious. Our ancestors must be pissed.
Went to get lunch at M&S and there was a whole mob of people waiting for some cornflake cookie variant, they all cheered when they came out of the oven. Guys, your backs!!!
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β€œbaik pak, saya akan diskusikan dengan tim” tim aku :
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Yeah Simba got priced out still, made the right choice for his financial future
Mara Pirez Says For You To Be Her Man You’ll Need To Fly Out 12 Of Her Friends To Miami First - Appointment Show
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Portugal have won three major men’s trophies, all with Cristiano Ronaldo as captain πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή He lifted their first at Euro 2016, then added Nations League titles in 2019 and 2025. πŸ†
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Cristiano Ronaldo has officially retired from international football πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή He retires with the most caps in international football (234) and most goals in international football (146) 🐐
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He’s so tapped
🚨🚨 | 𝐍𝐄𝐖: A fan shows the actual distance of Cristiano Ronaldo's 2009 freekick goal against Arsenal. This is phenomenal 😳
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Van dijk it might be time g icl
Liverpool in the Champions League: β€’ Conceded THREE goals to LASK β€’ Conceded THREE goals to Villarreal β€’ Conceded *THREE goals to FenerbahΓ§e Utterly embarrassing πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
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Szoboszlai vs Fenerbahce: 0 tackles 0 interceptions 0 recoveries 0 ground duels won 0 aerial duels won 4/20 successful crosses Excuse me, but these numbers are not acceptable.
Dominik Szoboszlai is jogging around while defending, so annoying
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Fucking hell
Jude Bellingham with an incredible flick to equalise for Real Madrid against AEK Athens 🀩 πŸ“Ί Stream now on TNT Sports & HBO Max streamonm.ax/4ySzugq
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🚨 OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo remains the ONLY player to score in 11 consecutive UCL games after Harry Kane failed to score against Atlético Madrid.
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This is why Messi can’t be the best in she world only performs in the perfect circumstances
πŸš¨πŸ—£οΈ Achraf Hakimi on why Messi, Mbappe and Neymar never worked: β€œWhen Messi arrived, he destroyed our playstyle, made us feel like small players and killed our attacking threat. That’s why we were knocked out of the UCL in the RO16 back to back.” πŸ‡¦πŸ‡·πŸ«£
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USB-C being standardized is among the top 5 positive things that has happened technologically in the 2020s
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Take a minute and thank God for good health.
Before cancer Vs Now πŸ’”πŸ˜­
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Yeah Claude don’t give a fuck about what’s going on in your life still
ChatGPT has way more emotional intelligence than this werey Claude
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just won scariest costume
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[🟒] BREAKING: Arne Slot is favourite to replace Michael Carrick once the club decide to sack him. (@GuardianSport)
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HOW DID ELON EVEN DO ALL THIS IN ONE LIFETIME 😭
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🚨 NEW: People with ADHD can now get a third off train tickets under Government changes to the disabled railcard to include people with neurodivergence
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