@AverageSizeAndy

Opinions are my own. Never take me serious. Not here for politics. I like jokes. Part-time underwear model. Operation Egg Salad Veteran. PHD in Food Science.

 Upstate, NY
Joined February 2011
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What did I learn? Nothing, because I’m an idiot. I really hope no one takes this serious. 😂
Dominie 🇺🇸
@price_dominieAug 18
What did I learn? A dress is easier than an insulated rain poncho. (If you’re going to do dumb stuff, be safe, do it without ammo)
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Watching The Housemaid…. Not all Andrew’s are the same. Get in your attic room though, or else.
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YEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!! Follow my 1SG, he’s a real one! Not just because of the patches. 😂
AJ
@ajguckian1h
Replying to @AverageSizeAndy
@AverageSizeAndy hooked me up
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Woke up with a zit on my forehead at 40 years old…. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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I know political stuff doesn’t give the algo the tingle. I’ll still do it. I support calling out retards. You should do the same!
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Look, I’m not saying you’re stupid…. I’m just saying you’re retarded. Take solace in that.
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The White House is a very seductive and beautiful place…. People will defend him, it’s okay. The “lesser of two evils” bullshit…. Rather side with a retard than trans kids or whatever. I don’t even know. Raise your kids right, probably have nothing to worry about.
Polymarket
@Polymarket13h
JUST IN: Trump calls Bill Maher a "COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER,” in 1,300+ word Truth, 10 days after hosting him for a 4-hour dinner at the White House.
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And don’t speak that “communism” bullshit. Trump is a Democrat, and if you think he isn’t, you’re fucking stupid.
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No one is reading that… if they do, they are as retarded as the OP.
Polymarket
@Polymarket13h
JUST IN: Trump calls Bill Maher a "COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER,” in 1,300+ word Truth, 10 days after hosting him for a 4-hour dinner at the White House.
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I spent a good chunk of money on these special orthotics once. When I wear them, it sounds like I’m farting with every single step. The juice doesn’t seem worth the squeeze.
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EVERYONE RUN!!! They are here!!!!
Dominie 🇺🇸
@price_dominie15h
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Yea, she’s gonna give up all the money she’s making to get stumped by ANY question the media asks her….. Sure.
Polymarket
@Polymarket17h
JUST IN: Nicki Minaj has reportedly been floated as the next White House press secretary by senior Trump staffers. — TMZ
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Tucker & Dale vs. Evil is a top 5 horror comedy and I’ll die on this hill.
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Just walked by a SPC Pussey…..
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First drill with my Ex Umbris hygiene kit. 10/10 no notes.
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With us switching to the 42nd patch I have now officially worn all NYS NG Unit patches. I am a Pokemon master.
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This looked way cooler in person.
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GM! Frost everywhere….
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She’s just mad because she’s 0-100 in tic-tac-toe against me.
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So I stood next to the recruiter for like 15 minutes at MRW to eavesdrop as people went to his station to talk about reenlisting…. Based off the small sample size, I would say retention is an issue… I could be wrong though. Also, wasn’t my unit.
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Just please don’t fuck it up….
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 24
The budget for the ‘ELDEN RING’ movie is nearly $200M. A24's most expensive movie ever. (Source: wsj.com/arts-culture/film/a2…)
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