I am a Realtor; Rent/Purchase/Sublet/AirBnB in Accra Ghana. Farmer; Bell pepper/cucumber/Lettuce/pumpkin/livestock.
Joined January 2026
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I have this
Hp Elitebook 845 G8
16 gb Ram
512 gb SSD for sale.
I bought it from @neo_officialll in January.
It has no faults. I have barely used it. If you want it, dm me let's discuss. I am willing to let it go for a good price
Both you and that babe that will make you want to take your life more seriously are crazy
Jokes aside, there are certain girls you date and immediately realise you need to take your life more seriously. Not necessarily because they’re materialistic, but because you recognise the kind of life you want to be able to give them.
You naturally feel motivated to become a better man because you don’t want to watch her suffer alongside you.
Still waiting for a good offer
I have this
Hp Elitebook 845 G8
16 gb Ram
512 gb SSD for sale.
I bought it from @neo_officialll in January.
It has no faults. I have barely used it. If you want it, dm me let's discuss. I am willing to let it go for a good price
Loan duration: 15 month.
Loan date: may 30th 2025
Loan end date: Feb 2027...
Is may 2025 to feb 2027 15 months?
Many of you are blinded by hatred for APC and the Yoruba people that you refuse to acknowledge what the government is doing.
In 2025, I applied for a N5m LSETF loan and was granted N2m for 15 months, with just N122k interest. I’m almost done repaying it and will be applying again.
How many states offer their residents this opportunity? Did Peter Obi provide anything similar when he governed Anambra?
UGOH Chinenye retweeted
The official female insult playbook: incel, gay, small dick, and porn-brained.
It all maps to sex — no sex, wrong sex, bad at sex, or being obsessed with sex.
It's the only unit of value they understand.
What stopped you from reporting her to school senate for a remark of your script, if you were sure you got an A?
Had this female lecturer back in school. Nobody ever got an A in her course, and I thought people were exaggerating until I became her student.
I attended every lecture, submitted every assignment just to beat that allegation. I even sacrificed my weekends preparing for her exams.
When the results finally came out, I got a C.
I was devastated. I went to her office to ask what I did wrong. She checked my script and told me I should be grateful I passed.
UGOH Chinenye retweeted
If you get 50k now, do know you can get 5 of this in different colors of your choice
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Why do I keep seeing more stupid takes from empty skulls like these?
Some women are not asking for too much. They simply want a man who understands that being in a relationship comes with responsibilities, not just romantic speeches and midnight phone calls. Look at the thoughtfulness behind this gesture. He didn’t just buy her gifts; he invested in her comfort. Men, you don’t always have to wait until your woman starts complaining before you make her life easier. This is how you make a woman feel considered.
Ladies, after two months of dating him assess him if you don’t have a microwave ask him if you refuse to buy it you know what to do.
Take it or leave it.
This is rubbish. You were the one who asked to buy her food. What is the exact lesson ypu want us to learn here?
All shades of wrong.
Nose ring..
Leg chain..
Probably a Navel/belly button piercing and septum piercing too. And you are looking for serious love
Please don't vote for Obi. Make sure you vote for tinubu. Abi, you think say we go beg you to vote eight? Kwasia
UGOH Chinenye retweeted
I don't wish to be dismissive ma'am.
But I don't see why you should stop at a male doctor not examining you during pregnancy and labour.
You should go ahead and decline having a male doctor treating you for any case at all.
Even if you have headache or you need brain surgery, always ask for female doctors and surgeons.
And why stop there?
The world is so large.
Visit only female hiring restaurants.
Workout at female only gyms.
Don't take parcel delivery from make couriers.
Watch only movies directed by female directors.
Don't allow a male driver to drive you.
Don't board planes flown by a male pilot.
Don't use applications made by male developer.
Infact, I think you should consider leaving X.
Because it's owned by Elon musk.
And yikes, he's a man.
UGOH Chinenye retweeted
Inspecting some of your orders from Saturday evening, yesterday and this morning.
Fear not, neostore.ng will deliver to your doorstep soon.☺️
We are coming.
Thank you all for the continued support and patronage.🙏
UGOH Chinenye retweeted
And you are always defending them o, now they have turned on you.
I prefer it when they hate me coz I know their love and likeness is fickle.
Anything wey go make Nigerian women hate me na wetin I dy invest my energy doing. As a man, you are safer that way.😂
If my energy and resources finish, I will look for where to borrow more from. So long as it will make the average illogical woman call me a bad person and hate me, count me in.
Frame 1 is the actual state of your skull.
Frame 2 is your mentor trying to give you a little brain because you have become more idiotic than he wanted, yet you are refusing. Point me to 1 positive product of your candidate Tinubu.
Are you not too Old to be loud and dumb??
