@AwkwardAndOdd

Potato enthusiast. Theatre lover. Book nerd. Cat lady. All photos my own.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 https://xitter.cf/t.co/In29O5zzYS

 Edinburgh, Scotland
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Joined February 2009
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You don’t know what fun is until you’ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming “A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that’s been dropped on the floor...
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milie :3@0o0_milie42m
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she's a 10 but she doesn't ask for help so instead she disappears and comes back as soon as she feels better.
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5'8™🍏@8VIKTERS28Oct 25
i hate hate HATE that i require so much reassurance like things could be going perfectly fine but there's always a part of me that believes that all of it is a lie
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Apparently the fun part of fun sized candy bars is that I’ll eat 37 of those but not a regular sized one because I’m dieting.
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a girl.
@velcrotea20h
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⠀ ― What would you do if I disappeared? ― Find you. ― And if I didn't want to be found? ― Then I'd make sure you were safe, even if I had to spend the rest of my life missing you. ⠀
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when you're obsessed with your man
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A slow burn with intentional attachment. No rushing, no guessing, just two people falling deeper on purpose. THAT.
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@ricblursOct 23
you let them shenan once, they’ll shenanigan
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trying to play it cool but i already saved your bday in my phone and added your city to my weather app
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If I send you a 14 page document detailing all the reasons you shouldn’t like me then I’m definitely flirting
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Some souls are simply magic, and some kinds of love are too precious to ever fade.
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@providentialyOct 23
If you ever see me showing love, just know I mean every bit of it.
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Sabrina
@neu_rot_icOct 24
i need my friends to understand that when i say "text me when you get home", there is a tiny woman in a nightdress standing at a lighthouse inside me. she has a candle. she is watching the sea. she will be so worried until your little boat comes in.
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Kai@urinternetbfOct 25
missionary so we can keep kissing the whole time
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Liz🧚
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they really weren’t lying when they said when a man likes you, all you have to do is exist
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jane austen really knew what a fictional man in love should do to be attractive: yearn pathetically.
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I bet if I had a pet penguin instead of crippling depression I’d be unstoppable
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It’s Sunday so I have my best pyjamas on
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I pretended to be a ray of sunshine for so long that I burnt myself.
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