Awkward.

im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case

I'm more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying.

That awkward moment when you see someone you used to know at the store, so you walk the other way before they notice you.

i have the best taste in clothes im just too poor to prove it

Netflixing: the act of watching an entire season of a show in one sitting; a totally valid excuse for avoiding social obligations.

That scary moment when you put a ring on your finger and can't take it off.

true friendship is when you walk into their house and your wifi connects automatically

Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven't made an album yet.

you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff

do you ever go to read someones tweets because you miss them

If you can't admit when you're wrong, you'll never learn from your mistakes

Person: Oh my god! Did you just fall?! Me: No, The floor looked lonely, So I kissed it.

respect old people: they graduated highschool without google or wikipedia

call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones

That awkward moment when you show someone a picture of you on your phone and then they look at all of the other pictures without asking.

That awkward moment when everyone around you is in a relationship and you're just sitting there like 'I love food.'

breaking news: i don

wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing in life

That awkward moment when someone doesn't get your name right, but you're too nervous to correct them.

Do you ever lay in bed and crave someones arms around you but like its not gonna happen so you want to explode