Recreationally mutilating the flesh. One of the bisexuals of all time.

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The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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The road to effortmaxxing is long
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If I can not look exactly like how I wanna look then my life is meaningless and not worth living
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作戦開始〜!!
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Analyst #3 is historically a sicko
the lunch offerings at the citrini offices must be insane to get this kind of employee loyalty
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Replying to @boymoderology
the best gender surgeons are chasers for the same reason why the best airplane engineers are the ones that want to fuck the plane
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Go.
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I've been cured of my moidesque gun obsession by spending too long around airshitters.
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Yes it was very cool of you to show up as a group of 12 with fog patches and all black kit to a sunday pick up game you really showed everyone how tactical you are by not hit taking while being medically overweight to obese. Please blow my shit smoove off.
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what the fuck is this guy talking about man
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brain matures at 25 is a myth and anyone who subscribes to it is total cattle
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oh noooo i wont be able to watch incest choking porn oh nooooo ohhhh my life is overrrr ohh noooo
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I think there is a serious issue with british women's groups that goes beyond their abject transphobia and amounts to a general adoption of reactionary politics of security and state regulation of desire (viz. moral paternalism) so I think I'll start using "britfem" derisively
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Shitty blog post. Putting gym lights on auto time-offs that are 15 min long in the treadmill area is a hatecrime. I still need to paint my SoB killteam, but I also accidentally got too good at bblarps, and now they like me there cause I shoot people good.
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