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Second time offenders, Echo Raid Leader & CEO Scripe is per league sources, being tracked down by the german police as we speak.
Liquid Maximum is set to appear on ‘Talk Tuah’ with Hailey Welch, after Race to World First.
(via @talktuahpod)
Per League Sources: Qiddiya will no longer be sponsoring @EchoGuild in the upcoming Race to World First, due to alleged domestic violence by an Echo raider.
"We do not want to associate with the injustice of women" said a source within the Qiddiya camp.
per league sources: it's getting real rough in sweden
BREAKING: Blizzard is allegedly developing a brand new timezone, where they can nerf bosses without anybody complaining.
Per League Sources: Unions are forming in southern sweden after 18 hours of straight raiding. Echo Raid Leader & CEO Scripe, has allegedly broken numerous EU labour laws, while telling his workers that all they need is 1 more pull. I reached out for comment, but got no response.
BREAKING: I have just been informed that Echo has made the tough call to send their GM & CEO Scripe, to Twitter Rehab after having tweeted an estimated 98 times in the past 24 hours. This was a hard decision for Echo, but thankfully 2 of his old comrades are there to welcome him.
SOURCES: #Echo has made the tough call to send, 3x MDI Champion, Naowh to Twitter rehab. Multiple sources have been reporting that Naowh's Twitter game was "so weak that Scripe was crying & begging Naowh to stop tweeting." - Luckily for Naowh, Lorgok is there to welcome him.
Sources inform me that while Echo & Liquid are fighting on Twitter, the entire Warcraft Team has gathered around a laptop in Irvine, to LAUGH at the suggestions, on how to fix their game. They have allegedly even started taking bets on the outcome of the fight.
Per League Sources: Scripe - x9 RWF Champion and Current Raid Leader of @EchoGuild -- called a Players-only meeting yesterday, to discuss the Loss in Aberrus. Scripe showed up to the meeting with a very clear message... Underperformers are getting cut.
BREAKING: League sources inform me that there's a plan forming in the Echo & Liquid camps. The 2 guilds have no intention of ever stepping foot in Mythic, as splits are simply "Too much fun".
Per League Sources: The now 5x MDI Champion Naowh, has agreed to bring back his old haircut, to celebrate winning the MDI once again. Naowh is currently in talks with Old Spice about a potential endorsement deal. (Picture for reference)
Per League Sources: Troublesome signs coming out of the Echo camp after their recent RWF victory. Allegedly after a long night of Halondrus prog, Scrip(e) challenged Gingi to a 1v1 IRL. Rumors are Scrip(e) won.
Per League Sources: Ion Hazzikostas & The WoW Team have all dressed up very nicely, and are all very excited to show you what they have been working on. Allegedly Hassikostas has already gone to the bathroom 5 times, as he is really nervous.
Per League Sources: Ftbubbler - ex limit raider, known for his incredibly calm, reasonable and well researched takes. Is allegedly "totally over" liquids decision to part ways with him. "I don't even think about them at all, I'm way better off without them" he claimed when asked.
Per League Sources: Scottbrexit allegedly forced to go to the Hospital, due to a new serious condition titled “Titanium Testicles” - This is the same condition the Wall Street Bull suffers from. Prayers up for him 🙏
Per League Sources: BDGG are officially committed to pulling Halondrus 1000 times. When inquired about their approach Slootbag said. “It’s real demon hours” then followed up with “just keep pulling” and his favorite emojis“😈” & “💯”.
