@BALLSTICKMAN

Go back, I want to be fish. 🇺🇸🇲🇦🇫🇷

 Virginia, USA
m.youtube.com/user/supaturkeyman
Joined February 2017
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Old pic of me looking like a dead husband montage.
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I saw this Ethan thing and laughed but suddenly remembered this means Hasan will be happy. 😔
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Someone tell me what the fuck this is??? I already have a Dead God and I'm on my second file but I don't remember seeing this.
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Almost Died. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me. Luckily, I was playing The Binding of Isaac. He suddenly started watching Keeper gameplay and took his own life. Thank God.
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Okami@DaiShinOkamiOct 21
Ian (SpiderDoraemon) (#RWBYxVIZ) Play Tsukihime@spiderdoraemonOct 20
Here’s the full video lol
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They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful
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GPC@GPC_GloballOct 18
🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Lieu: "The full Epstein files show that Trump raped children."
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Jackson@FrameDodgeOct 19
patent pending
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Y'all ever notice thermometers are gone? There used to be cool ass different designed thermometers everywhere. On fridges, shared areas, different brands, or decorative. Now there's just a digital somewhere or nothing at all.
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bing
@bangbowbingOct 18
Big Normal is removing the autism from video games
Waleed@Waleedx2007Oct 17
RE4 (2005) × RE4 (2023)
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He says the name just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a personal jet or the Saudis for funding for his son-in-law’s private equity firm. Wonder what’s changed?
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 16
Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."
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Tell em.
Soulja Boy
@souljaboyOct 18
What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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I figured it out but I'm not telling you what it is
CoveredGeekly
@CoveredGeeklyOct 18
John Carpenter says nobody has figured out the ending of The Thing correctly yet "Every idea that people have is not the right one, I know the right one... no one has guessed it" xitter.cf/AcademyMuseum/status/2…
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Ed Zitron
@edzitronOct 17
jonotin@jonotinnOct 16
I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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Feels good to play again hoooly
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Replying to @blmtelaviv3
Fine. You’re gay
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The dumb looking geography of BOTW and Super Mario World are actually just real places.
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@reminiscinbbyOct 16
Guilin, China
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Hell yeah second amendment
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@MagaGrunt1Oct 16
🇺🇸The religion of peace. Do I have your attention yet.🇺🇸
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If this new technology is so amazing, why do you want so badly to hide it
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Just finished watching the 4k remaster in theaters now and all I gotta say is fuck yeah. I think I like movies again.
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pace@pace_wflOct 14
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