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I can’t wait for college football.
Imagine waking up
Cup of coffee
Full slate of college football ahead of you
Your team has a manageable noon opponent. Nothing crazy but you get to watch your boys.
You get a simultaneous big noon big 10
showdown to follow. Good game down to the wire. You watch the last 20 minutes of the game after yours ends.
You get a beautiful 2:30 game to watch on your main screen. It’s OU vs a new prime time SEC opponent. It’s a big time Utah vs Kstate big 12 showdown. It’s a good game and you watch the whole damn thing.
The prime time night games come on. You’re beer-ed up, caffeinated, and ready for a big time game in Happy Valley or Death Valley. YES.
And finally, you’re ready for one last taste. You got Michigan State at USC kicking off at 10:30 local time. Why? Don’t ask me. Doesn’t make much sense! But that’s college football. Goodbye “pac 12 after dark” hello “wtf is this game and why am I awake”. It’s beautiful.
It was a perfect day.
We are getting so close. 🥰
I can’t even appreciate good looking flight attendants anymore because I’m afraid they will be trans
Chadwick Baxter, BFN, FMNL retweeted
The idea that a pregnant woman from Guatemala can sprint across the US border, have the baby 30 minutes after arriving here, and the baby is magically a citizen of the US, is one of the most retarded and indefensible notions ever conceived
Chadwick Baxter, BFN, FMNL retweeted
Might throw something on the grill if Karmelo Anthony gets the death penalty
I just solved world hunger @elonmusk
DM me for details…
Chadwick Baxter, BFN, FMNL retweeted
This nigga Bam Adebayo broke Kobe’s record and y’all think we not in the end times. Start getting right with God before its too late!
Chadwick Baxter, BFN, FMNL retweeted
Bam just had the grossest historic game ever.
He became the first ever player to score 70 while shooting under 50% on FGs (20/43).
He attempted 43 free throws and made 36, both the most ever.
He played 42 minutes & his team intentionally fouled to prolong a 30-point blowout.
Chadwick Baxter, BFN, FMNL retweeted
boyfriEND.
girlfriEND.
best friEND.
they all END.
you know what doesn’t end?
Jerry Jones.
RT if you cried













