tbh i dont remember having a personality before this album was released 🥰 #wombatsparty @thewombats

Thanks for visiting and braving the humidity 🇦🇺 @SeaGirls 🤩 #brisvegas

This weather makes lawn mowing and hanging washing like an Olympic sport.

I'm a JUNKIE for @SunshipBalloon's new album.

I shall now quietly but gracefully abdicate the throne with my wombats listening down 81% from last year.

Never thought I would sea the day @SeaGirls

it's always "what can I buy to make life better? " instead of "what can I do to make life better?"

Wait people didn't buy this in 2009?

Having a baby turns your life into a musical and I'm not mad about it.

I haven't been tweeting much since I became a mother but it's equally due to both lack of a free hand & knowing Elon wants to limit everything. also new twitter icon looks like a missed call icon on my AOD & I hate it. Thanks & have a nice day everyone. ❤️

Sad to have missed seeing @CircaWaves due to being in labour but thank you to my friends for hooking me up with a shirt and Rory's first setlist. @bloodybez @dmbageltoppings

the 2023 edition of this tweet just might be the wombats

My first parenting tip: when baby is screaming in the car play let's dance to division and you will get a whole 3 min and 11 seconds of peace. Warning: crying will resume when song is over so repeat button is recommended.

Induction ended in emergency c section and immediate hospital transfer for NICU admission. After 5 scary days we're all at home happy, healthy, healing, and preparing for many adventures.

Bon Jovi but I'm hungry so it's "living on a pear"

not an influencer but anyway here's my complete list of "names i like but won't be using"