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the one and only winner of the gemini croquette contest

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Joined July 2010
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In honor of black history month can I see yall natural hair? Locs waves fros all of it just show me your crown 🫶🏾
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How I’d be moving with $1 million on the line
For $1 Million - Would you rather: Have 100 attempts to tackle Derrick Henry (he gets a 10 yard head start - coming AT you). OR Have 100 attempts to score a TD against prime Richard Sherman (you start on the 15 yard line. 1v1 coverage).
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Tf i do to you?
Niggas be 32 and can’t even be cordial or keep a woman longer than 6 weeks
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They got Derrick Henry in wildcat every other snap this is hard to watch
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This Ravens offense is janky as hell they are LOST without Lamar
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Aiyuk first day back
Brandon Aiyuk’s agent Drew Rosenhaus repeated that his client will report back to the 49ers on Friday afternoon. “We will be there tomorrow at 3pm to meet with the team at the facility,” Rosenhaus texted. “We will put our best foot forward and go from there.”
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Getting popped with yo titties out is straight up embarrassing
#BREAKING: Watch as Citibank security guard shoots and kills active shooter in Tampa.
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San Francisco 49ers linebacker Fred Warner on the Raiders return to the Bay Area: “This week, they’re the Oakland Raiders.” #RaiderNation | #FTTB
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When you first meet a bih that fake version of her be so fire
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📝📝📝📝📝
#TEXASTWT what's your favorite thing to get at HEB?? I like the double chocolate cookies 🤤🤤🤤
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Easiest way to get rid of a girl is ask for something
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Replying to @CaRenaeTX
Oh, you’re in a red state? Your bio says Texas
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white people be like
Replying to @cinnavyn
i don't 😭 i only feel sad when animals die
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Battle of the Bay is back 🌉 Everything you need to know ahead of #LVvsSF ➡️ bit.ly/4BK5N2I
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i would’ve stuck an umbrella up her ass and opened it
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Sex is supposed 2 start off with sucking his dick ladies 😂🤣
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A hands down
I want to test your football morals AS A FAN. A). Guaranteed Super Bowl win, but you never score an offensive TD all season, and never top 13 points in a game B). You get the #1 offense, #10 defense, and whatever happens happen WhIich season would you rather WATCH?
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LMAO
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That shit can download while I’m at work
You’ll need 4 hours and 43 minutes to fully download GTA 6 with 100 Mbps Wi-Fi 🛜🎮
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