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Here’s a screenshot from a local bathroom remodel company commercial exhibiting what those of us in Iowa consider the height of luxury
[Whispering to date while watching the World Series when Yung Gravy first appears on the screen] That’s Yung Gravy
Listen to this…an Avengers movie with SEVEN major deaths
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RIP Dalé Parton
Thank you, @DollyParton… this goes out to all the powerful women out there. Daleee, Dolly!
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FDA upgrades recall of frozen blueberries sold at Publix to highest health risk level. cbsn.ws/3SfasrK
Pat McAfee confirms he will never return to WWE awfulannouncing.com/wwe/pat-…
I don’t see him as the fat guy from Superbad. I see him as the fat guy from Moneyball
Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to “annihilate” anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad
“I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like, ‘You’re not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You’re a comedian’”
“If we got into it, I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up”
“My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.’ And I’m like, ‘I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?’”

























