Insane in the membrane. Insane in the brain.

Des Moines, IA
Joined December 2009
Here’s a screenshot from a local bathroom remodel company commercial exhibiting what those of us in Iowa consider the height of luxury
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[Whispering to date while watching the World Series when Yung Gravy first appears on the screen] That’s Yung Gravy
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Listen to this…an Avengers movie with SEVEN major deaths
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I saw Geese in 2021 and they sucked so bad I still haven’t forgiven them. Getting Killed belongs in the toilet.
What's the worst live performance you've ever witnessed???
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I feel like I could say “HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!” in Nepalese now
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RIP Dalé Parton
Thank you, @DollyParton… this goes out to all the powerful women out there. Daleee, Dolly! orcd.co/trackhousedaytona500
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FDA upgrades recall of frozen blueberries sold at Publix to highest health risk level. cbsn.ws/3SfasrK
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The first song features Lil Jon and is called “Damn I Love Miami”. My man has still got it.
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Some NFL news: Arrowhead Stadium will no longer be known as GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium. GEHA will remain a partner of the Chiefs, but the name of the home of the Chiefs will now revert back simply to Arrowhead Stadium.
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I don’t see him as the fat guy from Superbad. I see him as the fat guy from Moneyball
Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to “annihilate” anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad “I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like, ‘You’re not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You’re a comedian’” “If we got into it, I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up” “My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.’ And I’m like, ‘I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?’”
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I lied. I see him as the fat guy from Back to Squall
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I finally figured out what I’m reminded of every time I see a clip from a Rick Rubin interview
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I beliebe that this sucks
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All day today on twitter
LMAO Worldle not fucking around today
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LMAO Worldle not fucking around today
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