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I met a guy called Fernando last week (who'd never heard the Abba song, he's 21) and when he first came to the UK and introduced himself to people they'd say 'can you hear the drums?'
And he just thought it was a weird Manc expression and started saying it back to people
The idea that Russell Brand is considered a serious threat to the global political and economic order is possibly the most flattering thing anyone has ever said about Russell Brand. And easily the funniest.
Somehow even more insufferable than the twat who ran the length of Africa. When did walking an unnecessarily long distance become Britain's leading form of attention-seeking?
BREAKING: Karl Bushby has arrived home in Hull after his 28-year journey walking around the world, covering 30,000 miles from the starting point in Chile.
He tells crowds: "There has never been quite a welcome home like this, I'm sure."
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Rakuten TV got itself into a 150 million European homes and even bagged a button on the remote, only to fill it with programmes nobody's heard of. Imagine being handed the keys to Europe's living rooms and opening a digital car boot sale. An ad business cosplaying as a streamer.
A year later he was arrested for being a nonce. Randomly witnesses included Stone Roses lead singer Ian Brown, a former pupil of Talbot's at Altrincham Grammar School for Boys, who swore under oath that Talbot showed his class gay pornographic films.
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Hi @KFC_UKI
I have been trying to contact you all morning regarding what happened to my daughter at your store in Glasgow .
She purchased a meal with gravy at 3am this morning , when opened the sauce it exploded and burned her leg and hand severely , she tried to access your toilets to put cold water on the burns but they were locked , she then chapped a door to alert staff and get help and assistance bus was told to go away and the door was slammed in her face .
I expect you to get in touch with me as a matter of urgency ..
Ermmm you're counting wasted screening kits while ignoring the enormous cost of treating bowel cancer at later stages. Catching cancer early saves lives, prevents expensive treatment and saves money. That's prevention not waste. Surely basic health economics?
Family forced to go hungry after father discovers the existence of herbs.
Bought this chicken from Morrisons yesterday for me and the kids dinner last night,went to cook it to notice it was only 90% chicken 🥴.Watch what youre putting in your body people,because you think it’s healthy doesn’t necessarily mean it is. Right in the bin with it last night.
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This product is sold as containing 90% chicken by weight along with added water and seasonings for the roast-in-the-bag method, as stated on the packaging and ingredients list.
groceries.morrisons.com/products/morri…