Debut @netflix special 'Wisdom Wank' 25/12/26

Liverpool, England
Joined February 2010
Currently obsessed with the notion that Hans Niemann has been cheating at the Sinquefield Cup chess tournament using wireless anal beads that vibrate him the correct moves.
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yo @_Peebs69 what's the food thing that's meant to repel Vampires called?
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just remembered that Keir Starmer fella. what a hoot that was
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Press F to say goodbye
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Babble retweeted
the easiest way to settle the gym wear for women debate is for them to go to the gym dressed like revolver ocelot
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Nintendo lawyers seeing this
🚨 MY POKÉMON x TFT GAME IS OUT NOW! 🚨 It's finally happening 😭❤️ Link in the first reply 👇
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The : in this tweet really ruins it
TRUMP: EXECUTION EVENT WILL NOT BE STREAMED
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AEW in Liverpool. absolute sickos
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If you're wondering how my life's going a delivery guy opened my parcel stole the £100 item and replaced it with this then handed it to my neighbour.
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LIFE HACK: Instead of having a crush on another person, punch yourself right in the fucking face for the same effect.
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City fans talking about Abu Dhabi's regeneration of east Manchester as a mitigating factor is nonsense Univ. Of Sheffield report says they got vast tracts of central Manchester on the cheap from the council and then funnelled the rents offshore. sheffield.ac.uk/management/n…
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Heartbreaking
All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterley’s family, friends and fans.
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🤖 Made with AI
Actually he set up a local LLM and it sent him loopy. That's kind of a dungeon I suppose.
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Late night DMing my ex "If Destiny 2 can come back maybe we can too 🥺👉👈"
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trying new things!!
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leaving politics to spend time with your loving family is a noble ending to this saga, all the best Kier.
It has been an honour and a privilege to represent Holborn and St Pancras for the last 11 years. My statement.
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