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The unrinsed soap on society's taint

Brooklyn, Atl, various brinks
Joined February 2012
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Chicago’s the kind of place they’d name an ice cream shop Milk Milk Lemonade.
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“Forever chemicals” sounds like something a 4- but not a 5-year-old would say.
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Having worked for Canadians for two decades, I was much less scandalized to hear the FBI trying to crack down on dog fuckers in its ranks. thomas-morton.medium.com/how…
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It’s crazy that the best Hamlet of the 20th century is Mel Gibson.
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He's the only one who says the "words" line right. “Words words words words." Like that.
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Probably pareidolia but it’s hard to not read Oedipa Maas in Crying of Lot 49 as a direct caricature of Anais Nin circa Spy in the House of Love, just bumped back one Freudian stage of psychosexual development from ana(i)l to oral, same wayward wifeness, similar moon-thing.
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Both exemplary portraits of that micro-decade after the 50s stopped being “The Fifties” & before the 60s became “The Sixties.”
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Also standout entries in the “Cool Lady, Permissive Husband” genre (C.L.A.P.H.) Was Ulysses the first CLAPH novel in English?
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Never seen this thing without mentally singing “take another little piso mojado, baaabay.”
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Somewhere I have a list of all the reckless news items reported on 9/11 morning, when broadcast news was basically putting every phoned-in tip straight on the anchor’s desk. They include:
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Other funny media memory from that day besides al Qaeda being shortlisted behind ETA, the PLO, & whichever IRA was still active post-Good Friday (C?) was the common sentiment that “that pussy Bush better not do nothing.” You can hear this in Stern’s 9/11 ep but it was everywhere.
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Ties in with a thing I’ve tried to explain to friends under 40 that the biggest difference in America pre-9/11 was that basically no one worshipped cops or soldiers. Or to regurgitate a point from an old substack: compostmentiis.substack.com/…
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I wrote a meandering thing about “walking as spellcraft” & bailing on your life on substack. Don’t worry, it’s as fruity as it sounds. compostmentiis.substack.com/…
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Feel a spiritual kinship with the man who says “god dangit” while fleeing the debris cloud.
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A great day for a supercut of news directors saying “run with it!”
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My favorite memory of 9/11 was 2-3 hours in when a “terrorism expert” on one of the major networks claimed that the most credible perpetrator of the attacks was the Basque separatist group ETA.
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Vulpine like a fox.
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